449 Funny need quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Pretending to be genuine? I'm a pro at that — my Oscar's in the mail! 🎭😂

  authenticity, comedy, genuine, genuineness, honesty, humor, i, irony, just, need, people, pretending, problem, sarcasm, sometimes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When a Disney princess takes an MBA: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the richest of them all?" 🍎💰👑

  apple, cheer, Disney, fairy, fairy tale, greed, greedy, humor, need, parody, poison, poison apple, princess, profiteer, satire, tale

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Karen, if I had that skill, I'd be at Gucci, not grabbing bargains at the Dollar Tree! 👜💰😂"

  authenticity, cashier, cashiers, check, counterfeit, counterfeit money, dollar, Dollar Tree, feel, frustration, handling, hate, humor, i, Karen, money, money handling, need, real, shopping, tree

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Forget magic wands, this trick could really disappear some assets! 🪄💼💸🤣"

  divorce, divorce lawyer, humor, joke, lawyer, marriage, need, next, relationship, trick

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Trying to break into the energy pyramid scheme: Step 1, invest in a nap. Step 2, repeat. 💤💪😆"

  activity, energy, exercise, fun, fun activity, humor, me, motivation, need, pyramid, pyramid scheme, scheme, sounds

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Still waiting patiently over here! 🤔💖 Expecting more top-tier nonsense soon! 😂🎉"

  comedy, dating, flirt, humor, i, love, me, need, nonsense, playful, post, sarcasm

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let's give the robots jobs that don't require rhyming skills—ocean cleanup instead of crafting haikus! 🌊🤖🗑️ #RobotsOnTheJob"

  AI, artificial, artificial intelligence, cleanup, eco-friendly, environmental, environmental humor, humor, intelligence, need, ocean, ocean cleanup, pick, plastic, poetry, pollution, robots, technology, wit

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Stealing my post? I guess my sense of humor is now considered charity work! 😂📦"

  empathy, humor, need, perspective, post, posts, sharing, stole, theft

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "When you think you're sliding into third base, but it turns out you're just passing out on the couch! 😂😴 #SleepIsTheRealMVP"

  bedtime, double, double entendre, entendre, humor, i, joke, know, language, language joke, linguistics, need, sleep, talking, wordplay

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Dreaming of a job title: 'Professional Daydreamer and Snack Tester' 😂💤🍕"

  actually, desire, employment, humor, i, job, laziness, need, sarcasm, where, work

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