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Funny neighborhood quotes

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

4 weeks ago

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

3 months ago

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

3 months ago

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

3 months ago

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

3 months ago

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

3 months ago

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

3 months ago

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

3 months ago