28 Funny neighbors quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

  Commentary:
  Looks like it's time to start packing those boxes! Hope your new neighbors aren't as hungry! 😅📦🍽️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

  Commentary:
  "Sharing is caring, right? 🎸😂🤘 #RockOnNeighbors"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

  Commentary:
  "When I crank up Metallica, my neighbors join the live concert! 🎸🤘😅"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

  Commentary:
  "I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do a lot of active activities, but little do they know it's just for show… 🚲😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

  Commentary:
  "Living in a shared space: where listening to arguments through the walls becomes a whole new form of entertainment 🎭🤔🎶 #NeighborDrama"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the perfect way to keep that social distance intact! 😂🧹🚗 Keep those neighbors at bay with the power of cleanliness – next up, lawn mowing the living room! 🌿🛋️ Just remember, a well-vacuumed driveway is the key to a peaceful, neighborly existence. You might just start a new trend in unconventional cleaning techniques! 💡

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

  Commentary:
  "RIP to the artist who tragically met their end in a fierce battle with the unibrow! 🐱✍️ May their brows be forever on fleek in cat heaven! 😹🙏"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a security system when you have a high power flashlight and a vigilant neighbor like this? 🕵️‍♂️💡 Just remember, no weirdness allowed in this backyard – it's a strictly weird-free zone! 🚫👽 #NeighborhoodWatchOnFleek"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the horror! 👀 Sounds like a true emergency situation! 🚨 Who knew meeting the neighbors could be an extreme sport? 🏃‍♂️💨 Hang in there, sir, help is on the way! 🚓😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

  Commentary:
  🚀 "Looks like shooting for the stars is turning into a game of cosmic catch with the neighbors! Space junk or friendly gift, that's for you to decide 🤷‍♂️💫."

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