26 Funny neighbors quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?
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  3 months ago

  View →: Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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