Funny quotes neighbors

24 Funny neighbors quotes

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

1 month ago

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

1 month ago

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

3 months ago

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

3 months ago

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

3 months ago

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

3 months ago

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

3 months ago

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

3 months ago

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

3 months ago

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

3 months ago

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

3 months ago

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

3 months ago

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

3 months ago

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

3 months ago

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

3 months ago

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

3 months ago

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

3 months ago

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

3 months ago

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

3 months ago

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

3 months ago