31 Funny neighbors quotes

• Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

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  7 hours ago

  entertainment, every, humor, i, moan, moaning, music, neighbor, neighbors, pause, performance, rate, rating, sound, start, time

• I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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  22 hours ago

  humor, i, money, neighbor, neighbors, saved, saving, security, security system, stealing, system

• If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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  2 months ago

  cancel, distraction, entertainment, fight, fighting, i, keep, need, neighbor, neighbors, noise, service, services, streaming, streaming service

• My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, boyfriend, dinner, humor, invitation, invited, move, neighbors, over, relationship, situation, social, social situation

• Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, blue, humor, i, listen, loud, music, neighbors, noise, playful, red, rhyme, rock, rock music, roses, too, violets

• I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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  2 months ago

  always, humor, humor quote, i, listen, loud, loud music, Metallica, music, neighbor, neighbor noise, neighbors, noise, rock

• I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bike, bike rack, car, drink, else, facade, humor, i, lifestyle, neighbors, rack, something, think

• Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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  2 months ago

  ask, conflict, eavesdropping, fighting, humor, i, knock, know, neighbors, observation, side, speak, wall

• Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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  2 months ago

  activity, avoidance, behavior, chore, cleaner, driveway, funny activity, humor, i, just, me, neighbors, outdoor, outdoor chore, outside, quirky, quirky behavior, run, social, social avoidance, talk, vacuum, vacuum cleaner

• Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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  2 months ago

  activity, cat, cause, death, draw, drawing, eyebrows, funny activity, humor, neighbor, neighbors, trying

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