31 Funny neighbors quotes

• If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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  2 months ago

  cancel, distraction, entertainment, fight, fighting, i, keep, need, neighbor, neighbors, noise, service, services, streaming, streaming service

• My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, boyfriend, dinner, humor, invitation, invited, move, neighbors, over, relationship, situation, social, social situation

• Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, blue, humor, i, listen, loud, music, neighbors, noise, playful, red, rhyme, rock, rock music, roses, too, violets

• I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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  2 months ago

  always, humor, humor quote, i, listen, loud, loud music, Metallica, music, neighbor, neighbor noise, neighbors, noise, rock

• I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bike, bike rack, car, drink, else, facade, humor, i, lifestyle, neighbors, rack, something, think

• Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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  2 months ago

  ask, conflict, eavesdropping, fighting, humor, i, knock, know, neighbors, observation, side, speak, wall

• Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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  2 months ago

  activity, avoidance, behavior, chore, cleaner, driveway, funny activity, humor, i, just, me, neighbors, outdoor, outdoor chore, outside, quirky, quirky behavior, run, social, social avoidance, talk, vacuum, vacuum cleaner

• Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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  2 months ago

  activity, cat, cause, death, draw, drawing, eyebrows, funny activity, humor, neighbor, neighbors, trying

• I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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  2 months ago

  activity, around, backyard, every, flashlight, funny activity, here, high, hour, humor, i, know, let, neighbors, power, scan, security, tolerance, weirdness

• Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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  2 months ago

  911, forced, funny situation, hello, humor, me, meet, meeting, neighbors, over, situation, walk, wife, yes

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