166 Funny new quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of giving up – always evolving, always whimsical! 🤷‍♂️💫 Who said quitting had to be boring anyway? Keep exploring those creative avenues to surrender, you trendsetter, you! 😉🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs that newfangled jive when you can be rocking the classic slang? 😎 Stay rad, stay bogus, stay totally tubular, dude! 🤙"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the glorious decade of soup exploration! 🍲🥣 Whether it's debating the superiority of chunky versus smooth, or embarking on daring culinary experiments, your 20s are indeed a souper time! Just remember, there's more to life than just adding water and stirring! 😉 #SouperTwenties

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

  Commentary:
  🎄🎉 Forget the holidays, it's time to give my posts the attention they truly deserve! Who needs Christmas cheer when you have your own social media brilliance to share, am I right? Priorities, people! 😂 #PostOverPresents #SelfieSeason

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

  Commentary:
  "New year, old year, who's keeping track anyway? 🤷‍♂️ Here's to resolving to eat better and exercise…eventually! 🍔💪 #2023Goals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

  Commentary:
  "Stepping into a new barber's shop is like walking a tightrope without a safety net – you never know if you'll come out looking like James Bond or Jim Carrey! 💇‍♂️😅 #Barberphobia"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

  Commentary:
  Cheers to another year of perfecting the art of repeating history with an impressive level of enthusiasm! 🥂🎉 May our mistakes be legendary and our optimism unwavering as we embark on this thrilling journey of trial and error! 😄 #NewYearSameMistakes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

  Commentary:
  "January 1st: Feeling motivated to conquer the world! 🌟 January 2nd: *hits snooze button* Maybe world domination can wait until tomorrow… 😂 #NewYearStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

  Commentary:
  "Well, well, well, would you look at that! 🤷‍♂️ Seems like 'circling back' turned into a full-blown marathon! 🔄🎉 Time really does have a knack for flying faster than our promised follow-ups! ⏰😅 #DelayedResolutions"

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