Funny quotes nobody

56 Funny nobody quotes

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

1 week ago

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

1 month ago

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

1 month ago

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

1 month ago

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

1 month ago

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

1 month ago

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

2 months ago

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

2 months ago

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

2 months ago

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

3 months ago

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

3 months ago

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

3 months ago

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

3 months ago

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

3 months ago

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

3 months ago

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

3 months ago

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

3 months ago

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

3 months ago

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

3 months ago

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

3 months ago