98 Funny nobody quotes

• Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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  2 hours ago

  dating, expectations, humor, man, nobody, relationship, stress, woman

• “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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  2 hours ago

  advice, cream, dinner, freedom, fun, ice, ice cream, indulgence, nobody, self, stop, tell, younger, younger self

• If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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  4 hours ago

  attention, care, couple, debt, humor, missing, money, nobody, payments, responsibility, sarcasm, think

• Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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  5 hours ago

  attention, communication, faster, humor, interaction, irony, media, nobody, relationship, social, social media, someone, story, talk, views

• “Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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  7 hours ago

  attitude, humor, i, job, laziness, motivation, never, nobody, wanted, wants, work

• Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

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  10 hours ago

  2, age, calls, humor, interaction, nobody, observation, old, people, person, social, social interaction, younger, younger person

• I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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  13 hours ago

  boyfriend, dating, humor, i, identity, knows, love, man, name, new, nickname, nobody, relationship, saying, secrecy

• Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

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  14 hours ago

  better, billionaire, defense, dude, humor, income, irony, making, money, nobody, salary, wealth, worker, year

• Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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  18 hours ago

  approach, doing, humor, me, method, nobody, originality, right, self-deprecation, unconventional, uniqueness

• Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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  19 hours ago

  attention, friend, friendship, having, hyperfixation, interest, nobody, privilege, shows, support

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