148 Funny nothing quotes

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  19 hours ago

  Share →: “Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

  Commentary:
  "Watching 'Real Housewives' is the closest I’ll ever get to a successful acting career! 🎬😂 #NoOscarsNeeded"

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

  Commentary:
  "🤣 When you realize Friday is the punchline of the week! #Mood 😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: “It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

  Commentary:
  "Guess you're swimming in the kiddie pool of thoughts! 🤔🤿😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

  Commentary:
  "Because who doesn't love being agreed with… by themselves? 🤣🔊❤️ #EchoChamberLove"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃‍♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

  Commentary:
  "Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯‍♂️ Should've scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

  Commentary:
  "When did I become a 'sweater' person? Next, I'll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

  Commentary:
  "Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

  Commentary:
  "When you're so out of news, even the dust bunnies are giving you the cold shoulder! 🐇📞🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

  Commentary:
  "Manifesting my inner nepo baby—4 jobs and 0 yachts to show for it! 🛍️🛥️💸 #WhereDidIGoWrong"

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