254 Funny nothing quotes

• Nothing humbles you faster than rereading something you were proud of yesterday.

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  7 days ago

  faster, growth, humble, humor, mistake, nothing, pride, proud, reread, self-reflection, something, writing, yesterday

• There’s a certain nothing about you.

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  7 days ago

  certain, humor, insult, nothing, personality, sarcasm, wit

• Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

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  1 week ago

  being, depressed, depression, embarrassing, embarrassment, everything, guys, health, humor, i, me, mental, mental health, miserable, misery, negativity, nothing, positive, say, self-awareness

• Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

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  1 week ago

  addiction, hard, humor, medicine, Narcan, nothing, overdose, propaganda, reality, satire

• I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.

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  1 week ago

  humor, i, irony, nothing, notice, observation, pattern, procrastination, self-awareness

• Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

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  1 week ago

  back, boss, doing, doing nothing, excuse, humor, i, joy, laziness, nothing, procrastination, telling, work

• Been getting really into nothing.

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  1 week ago

  getting, hobby, humor, laziness, nothing, procrastination

• I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

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  1 week ago

  being, complain, day, entertainment, hard, hate, i, laziness, life, nothing, react, slave, streamer, video, videos, wage, wage slave, want, work

• The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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  1 week ago

  absolutely, amount, days, doing, doing nothing, done, i, laziness, love, nothing, over, past, relaxation, rest, sleeping

• I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

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  1 week ago

  5, again, am, appearance, dating, desperate, desperation, dinner, enough, humor, i, identify, identity, just, me, microwave, microwave dinner, minutes, nothing, photos, ready, ready in 5 minutes, satisfaction, sexual, sexual identity, want

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