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132 Funny nothing quotes

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

2 weeks ago

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

4 weeks ago

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

1 month ago

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

1 month ago

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

1 month ago

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

1 month ago

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

1 month ago

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

1 month ago

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

1 month ago

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

1 month ago

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

1 month ago

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

1 month ago

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

1 month ago

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

1 month ago

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

1 month ago

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

1 month ago

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

2 months ago

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

2 months ago

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

2 months ago

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

2 months ago