244 Funny nothing quotes

• I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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  22 hours ago

  book, books, film, films, humor, i, leisure, management, multitasking, nothing, procrastination, read, relaxation, time, time management, want, watch

• White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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  2 weeks ago

  competition, elephant, exchange, fight, fighting, game, garbage, gift, gift exchange, holiday, holiday game, humor, nothing, over, people, together, white, white elephant

• Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

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  2 weeks ago

  4, 4 p.m., appointment, day, introvert, nothing, p.m., ruin, ruins

• I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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  2 weeks ago

  absolutely, anti-social, being, doing, doing nothing, home, humor, i, laziness, love, never, nothing, procrastination, relaxation, society

• There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

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  3 weeks ago

  bathroom, bed, being, comfort, comfy, frustration, hate, i, inconvenience, night, nothing, pee, sleep

• Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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  3 weeks ago

  ahead, anywhere, change, change of plan, doing, doing nothing, enjoy, event, humor, i, invitation, invite, know, last, last minute, me, minute, need, needs, nothing, plan, preparation, procrastination, social, social event, spontaneity, time

• Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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  4 weeks ago

  apart, begin, clothing, comfort, fall, falling, falling apart, favorite, humor, nothing, preparation, relatability, sweatpant, sweatpants

• Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

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  4 weeks ago

  being, broke, hatred, humor, i, just, money, motivation, nothing, passion, pure, work

• Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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  4 weeks ago

  bad, blanket, comfort, cozy, happen, humor, just, nothing, protection, remember, safety, under, while

• Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

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  1 month ago

  betrayal, betraying, destroying, humor, kitten, mommy, nothing, sarcasm, self-destruction

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