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Funny nothing quotes turn the most uneventful moments into pure comedy gold! šš«„ Whether itās āIām doing nothingā but somehow still exhausted, or claiming ānothingās wrongā with a face that says otherwise, these quotes prove that *nothing* is rarely ever just nothing ā itās usually hilarious. Because sometimes, the funniest stuff happens when absolutely nothing is going on! ššļøā
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I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.
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