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"Ah, the Midwest – where our snow driving skills are on par with our donut-making abilities 🍩❄️ Just a quick spin, a graceful recovery, and we're back to our day like pros! Who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a winter circus? 🤹♂️ #MidwestPride"
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- Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
- Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!
- The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.
- Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.
- Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.
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"Zero must have been feeling left out before this guy came along! 🤣 Thank goodness he finally got the recognition he deserved! 🙌 #ThanksForNothing" -
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"Remember, the best way to say 'I need my personal space' is with a good ol' Restraining Order! 🚫🔒😂" -
Share →: Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.Commentary:
"Ah, the classic gravitational force reminder to stay humble 📱😂 Remember, even our trusty phones have a way of keeping us in check with a slap to the face when we least expect it! 💥🤦♂️ #GravityCheck" -
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"Who would've thought that being a walking, talking ghost in a meat suit speeding through the galaxy would be so empowering? 👻🌌✨ Just your everyday reminder to embrace your inner cosmic weirdness and ride that rock with confidence! #SpaceGhost" -
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"Group chats: where one minute you're peacefully enjoying life, and the next your phone is exploding with notifications like it's auditioning for a role in a Michael Bay movie! 📱💥 Patience level: on par with trying to herd cats on a sugar rush. 😅 #GroupChatChaos" -
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🤷♂️ "Men be like 'I would do anything for you' and then do nothing… It's like they received a limited edition coupon for effort but forgot to redeem it 😂💸" -
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"Ah, the art of mastering the noble act of 'doing nothing' – truly a skill to be admired! 😄 Embracing the way of the couch-potato with finesse and panache! 🛋️💤 Keep shining bright in the realm of blissful idleness!" -
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"Looks like the government shutdown is putting more pressure on your wardrobe than on politicians! 🤦♂️ Maybe we should all show up in our pajamas and call it a day! 😂" -
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"Attempting to drop online humor bombs on offline folks is like offering a floppy disk at an iPhone convention 🤷♂️. It's a comedy interweb hiccup in an analog world! 📶🌐 #LostInTranslation"
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- “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.
- Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.
- Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
- Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?
- Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.
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