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97 Funny old quotes

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

4 days ago

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

4 days ago

I am cassette tape years old.

2 weeks ago

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

1 month ago

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

1 month ago

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

1 month ago

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

1 month ago

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

1 month ago

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

1 month ago

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

1 month ago

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

1 month ago

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

2 months ago

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

2 months ago

Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

2 months ago

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

3 months ago

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

3 months ago

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

3 months ago

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

3 months ago

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

3 months ago

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

3 months ago