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94 Funny old quotes
I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.
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Mar 18, 2025
Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.
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Mar 18, 2025
You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.
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Mar 18, 2025
Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.
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Mar 18, 2025
You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.
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Mar 17, 2025
Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
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Mar 17, 2025
Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.
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Mar 17, 2025
“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?
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Mar 17, 2025
Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.
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Feb 25, 2025
Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.
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Feb 25, 2025
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