191 Funny old quotes

• I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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  14 minutes ago

  age, always, fast, humor, i, life, old, realization, surprise, time

• No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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  3 hours ago

  age, bonk, Christmas, empty, fun, gift, head, holiday, humor, old, over, playful, someone, still, thing, tradition, tube, wrapping, wrapping tube

• A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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  6 hours ago

  analogy, blender, chaos, childhood, humor, old, parenting, toddler, top

• I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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  6 hours ago

  activity, fun, fun activity, hashtag, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, old, pound, pound sign, remember, sign, technology, tic-tac-toe, top

• Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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  6 hours ago

  age, generation, humor, i, kid, listen, media, old, older, profile, social, social media, technology

• You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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  9 hours ago

  adulthood, age, clean, cleaning, getting, getting old, house, housework, music, nostalgia, old, used

• How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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  11 hours ago

  actually, adult, adult content, age, content, found, humor, innocence, love, old, people, porn, realization, relationship

• I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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  12 hours ago

  15, age, boredom, boring, feeling, feeling old, humor, i, nostalgia, old, time, why, youth

• Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

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  13 hours ago

  27, 30, age, aging, birthday, ever, humor, just, life, old, only, turn, younger, youth

• I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

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  14 hours ago

  90s, 90s hip hop, citizen, folks, generation, heavy, heavy metal, hip, home, homes, hop, humor, i, kind, metal, music, nostalgia, old, old folks’ home, rap, senior, senior citizen, wait

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