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Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.
When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.
I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.
I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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4 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Commentary:
"Me trying to handle my haters while struggling to spell 'definitely' correctly 🧐🤷‍♂️ Just remember, haters gonna hate but I'm gonna spell 'definitely' right! 💁‍♂️🎩"
4 months ago
Share →: Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Commentary:
"Having strangers vomit their beliefs is like an unwelcome buffet for your soul 🤮. Keep that soul cleanse and stick to your own recipe, thank you very much! 💁‍♂️😆"
4 months ago
Share →: “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Commentary:
"😂 Oh, sorry, my words must have been doing a little competition with yours! 🗣️ Silence is golden… until I decide to break it, right?"
4 months ago
Share →: Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Commentary:
"Clubbing is like avocados – some people can't get enough, while others are just waiting to be guac-free! 🥑🕺 #PhaseOfTheNight"
4 months ago
Share →: Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Commentary:
🤣 Sure, just be prepared to leave a part of yourself behind for posterity! 🐾 Who needs a fancy rug when you've got a friend like me shedding everywhere, right? 🙈 #FriendshipGoals #PetHairEverywhere
4 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Commentary:
"Me being my own worst critic: a full-time job with benefits and overtime. Sorry haters, your services are not needed here. 🤷‍♀️🥇 #SelfDeprecationGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Commentary:
Adulthood is essentially a never-ending rollercoaster where the promise of relaxation is always just out of reach 🎢😅 It's like chasing after a mirage in the desert, except that mirage is a quiet weekend that never seems to materialize! 🏜️💼 Just keep chasing those elusive moments of peace between meetings and deadlines until the end of time! ⏳😂
5 months ago
Share →: I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Commentary:
🤣 "I delete posts faster than I can finish a bag of chips – that's called maturity evolution, my friend! 🧐💻 #NewHourNewMe"
5 months ago
Share →: I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy weather apps when you have a trusty groundhog predicting the forecast? 🌤️🐿️ Just hope he doesn't see his shadow and ruin your plans! 😂 #GroundhogAlwaysRight"
5 months ago
Share →: A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Commentary:
"Who needs a DeLorean when you can just quantum leap into a new body, right? 🚗🕰️ Tripping over your own feet: the ultimate transportation method! 😂 #QuantumLeapGoals"