84 Funny pain quotes

• Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

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  4 weeks ago

  frustration, movie, pain, subtitle, subtitles, syncing, watching

• “I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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  1 month ago

  age, aging, day, discomfort, head, humor, hurts, i, neck, next, night, pain, pillow, sleep, turn, where, wrong

• Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

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  1 month ago

  crush, emotional, emotional pain, feelings, form, having, humor, love, pain, relationship, self-harm, should

• There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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  1 month ago

  bus, endless, first try, humor, just, life, love, music, only, pain, show, song, songs, try, wheel, wheels

• At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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  1 month ago

  coping, emotional, emotional pain, heal, healing, health, humor, loss, me, memory, memory loss, mental, mental health, only, pain, point, sarcasm, thing

• The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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  2 months ago

  alive, balance, dead, enough, humor, just, know, life, pain, spot, sweet, sweet spot, wish

• I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, beautiful, creativity, emotion, everyone, feel, humor, joke, pain, poorly, something, transformation, turn, weird

• Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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  2 months ago

  actually, easier, endurance, exercise, fitness, humor, just, lot, masochism, motivation, pain, running

• At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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  2 months ago

  asking, club, headache, humor, ibuprofen, night, night out, pain, pain relief, party, relief

• Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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  2 months ago

  animal, giraffe, having, humor, neck, pain, sore, sore throat, suck, throat

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