Funny quotes pee

15 Funny pee quotes

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

2 weeks ago

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

1 month ago

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

1 month ago

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

3 months ago

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

3 months ago

I have to pee. Story of my life.

3 months ago

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

3 months ago

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

3 months ago

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

3 months ago

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

3 months ago

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

3 months ago

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

3 months ago

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

3 months ago

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

3 months ago

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

3 months ago