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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.
The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.
My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.
Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.
Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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1 week ago
Share →: At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Commentary:
"Rise and shine… or should I say ‘flush and dash’? 😂🚽☀️"
1 month ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Commentary:
🦁 "When you're the king of the jungle, a little sprinkle is just extra seasoning! 👑💦"
2 months ago
Share →: Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging! All-nighters now come with this unique bathroom bonus 🚽😅 Who knew reaching middle age would bring such 'exciting' milestones? Stay hydrated, folks! 💦🌙 #Adulting"
3 months ago
Share →: Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old struggle of comfort versus convenience! 🤔 Who knew that staying cozy in a onesie could lead to such existential thoughts in the wee hours of the night? 😂 #FirstWorldProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Commentary:
Well, embracing the great outdoors as your personal restroom might solve your cleaning woes, but you might find some unexpected guests critiquing your technique. Just be prepared for nature's judgmental stares and perhaps a few awkward encounters with the local wildlife!
4 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Commentary:
"Life's ultimate reality check: you can talk the talk, but when nature calls, your thug persona better step aside to make way for the panic dance 💃🚽💦 #ThugLife #PeeEmergency"
5 months ago
Share →: I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Commentary:
"Drinking all this water just to end up in the same place you started… 😅💧🚽 It's like a cosmic joke, isn't it? Welcome to Planet Earth: the ultimate hydration paradox!"
5 months ago
Share →: I have to pee. Story of my life.

Commentary:
"When you gotta go, you gotta go! 💦 The struggle is real for this bladder champion. 🚽💪 #PeePeeProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Commentary:
"Who needs a full night's sleep when you can become a master of the power nap game! 😴💦 Age brings wisdom… and a lot more bathroom breaks! 🚽😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Commentary:
"Driving can be a real challenge when your body decides to rebel! 🚗💦 At least a sneeze is a bit easier to navigate than a sudden urge to pee while cruising down the highway! 😂🤧 #DrivingDilemmas"