30 Funny pee quotes

• Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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  3 hours ago

  bathroom, having, humor, life, matters, none, ok, pee, perspective, priorities, things, urgency

• “I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

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  16 hours ago

  bathroom, before, epitaph, humor, i, left, pee, procrastination, regret

• I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

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  18 hours ago

  always, big, big heart, bladder, bodily, bodily function, exaggeration, function, heart, humor, i, just, need, pee

• I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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  1 day ago

  basic, basic needs, cold, discomfort, freezing, hunger, needs, pee, peeing, starving

• You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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  1 day ago

  35, advice, age, aging, bathroom, before, better, bladder, funny advice, health, humor, leave, over, pee, routine, while

• I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

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  2 weeks ago

  bathroom, bodily, bodily function, control, drink, function, humor, i, less, need, pee, peeing, situation, water

• How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

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  2 weeks ago

  25, daily, daily routine, day, frequency, humor, i, media, only, pee, people, post, posting, routine, social, social media, thing, times

• There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

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  1 month ago

  bathroom, bed, being, comfort, comfy, frustration, hate, i, inconvenience, night, nothing, pee, sleep

• Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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  2 months ago

  afterlife, bathroom, burial, death, humor, long time, me, pee, still, sure, time

• People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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  2 months ago

  before, hygiene, pee, peeing, people, question, shower, thought

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