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14 Funny pee quotes

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I have to pee. Story of my life.

I have to pee. Story of my life.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

At my age I don't sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Having to pee when you're driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you're driving is even more problematic.

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025