18 Funny pee quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of adulthood where pulling an all-nighter means making it to morning without a bathroom break! 🚽🌙😴"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine… or should I say ‘flush and dash’? 😂🚽☀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

  Commentary:
  🦁 "When you're the king of the jungle, a little sprinkle is just extra seasoning! 👑💦"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of aging! All-nighters now come with this unique bathroom bonus 🚽😅 Who knew reaching middle age would bring such 'exciting' milestones? Stay hydrated, folks! 💦🌙 #Adulting"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old struggle of comfort versus convenience! 🤔 Who knew that staying cozy in a onesie could lead to such existential thoughts in the wee hours of the night? 😂 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

  Commentary:
  Well, embracing the great outdoors as your personal restroom might solve your cleaning woes, but you might find some unexpected guests critiquing your technique. Just be prepared for nature's judgmental stares and perhaps a few awkward encounters with the local wildlife!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

  Commentary:
  "Life's ultimate reality check: you can talk the talk, but when nature calls, your thug persona better step aside to make way for the panic dance 💃🚽💦 #ThugLife #PeeEmergency"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

  Commentary:
  "Drinking all this water just to end up in the same place you started… 😅💧🚽 It's like a cosmic joke, isn't it? Welcome to Planet Earth: the ultimate hydration paradox!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have to pee. Story of my life.

  Commentary:
  "When you gotta go, you gotta go! 💦 The struggle is real for this bladder champion. 🚽💪 #PeePeeProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a full night's sleep when you can become a master of the power nap game! 😴💦 Age brings wisdom… and a lot more bathroom breaks! 🚽😂"

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