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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

3 months ago

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

3 months ago

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

3 months ago

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

3 months ago

I’m not alone. I have ants.

3 months ago

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

3 months ago

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

3 months ago

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

3 months ago

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

3 months ago

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

3 months ago

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

3 months ago

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

3 months ago

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

3 months ago

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

3 months ago

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

3 months ago