33 Funny phrase quotes — Wordgag ツ

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

2 months ago2 months ago

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

2 months ago2 months ago

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

2 months ago2 months ago

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

2 months ago2 months ago

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

2 months ago2 months ago

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

3 months ago3 months ago

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

4 months ago4 months ago

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

6 months ago6 months ago

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Jan 28, 2025

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Jan 28, 2025

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Jan 25, 2025

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Jan 23, 2025

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Jan 22, 2025