Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2382 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,544

Funny Quotes Topics

15,227

Funny Quotes Images

12,544

Updated

36 minutes ago

Users Online

3,437

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Pinterest:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Trending via Snapchat:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Going viral on X:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Shared recently on Discord:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Just landed via Messenger:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Home » Funny Playful Quotes » Page 3

187 Funny playful quotes

More funny playful quotes 👇

For even more funny playful quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny playful quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2382 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,544

Funny Quotes Topics

15,227

Funny Quotes Images

12,544

Updated

36 minutes ago

Users Online

3,450

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Freshly posted on X:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Reported on Telegram:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Reported on Telegram:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴