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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

3 months ago

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

3 months ago

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

3 months ago

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

3 months ago

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

3 months ago

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

3 months ago

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

3 months ago

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

3 months ago

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

3 months ago

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

3 months ago

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

3 months ago

Life is short, flirt with me!

3 months ago

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

3 months ago

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

3 months ago

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

3 months ago