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Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my to-do list is playing hide and seek with the responsible party 🕵️‍♂️. Maybe I should assign it to my cat 🐱, he seems pretty good at ignoring tasks anyway! 😹"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic Sunday dilemma – snooze or choose church shoes! 😈👠 Looks like the devil is channeling his inner social media guru today, spreading likes instead of fire and brimstone. Who knew he had such a good eye for content? 😂👹 #SundayFunday #DevilLikes
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive 'sleeping diet' – truly a groundbreaking weight loss strategy! 😴🍳 Who knew that catching some Z's after breakfast could be the secret to sticking to your diet? Goodnight, diet goals. Hello, dreamland! 🌟#SleepingBeautifying"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Commentary:
🤔💭 "Considering a career change from professional procrastinator to expert laundress 🧺💼. Who knew matching socks could be so time-consuming… 😅 #AdultingGoals"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Commentary:
"Priorities, my friends! Some may say laundry is important, but let's not forget about the unsung hero in this equation 🍷🧺 Who knew that wine had self-care needs too? Cheers to a perfectly balanced life! 🥂"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of mobile time dilation! 🕒😄 Who knew 10 minutes could stretch into 3 hours of endless scrolling and funny cat videos? 📱🐱 Sweet dreams and strong Wi-Fi signals to all!"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

Commentary:
"Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical, sipping a margarita on a beach somewhere 🍹☀️🌴 #LifeGoals"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the Monday slump – a force to be reckoned with! 🤔 Sounds like last week's slump had serious staying power… Maybe this week, Monday will realize it's overstayed its welcome and make a swift exit! 😂 Here's to battling the Monday blues with humor and a strong cup of coffee! ☕️💪"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and the irresistible call of the snooze button. 🌟💤 Dream big, but make sure to catch some Z's along the way! 💁‍♂️😴"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Commentary:
Ah, the classic paradox of productivity! 🤯💼 It's like having a deadline approaching at the speed of light, but instead of tackling the tasks, you end up in a staring contest with your to-do list. Procrastination game strong! 😂 #MasterOfAvoidingResponsibilities