130 Funny put quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old advice for fellas! 🤭 It's a foolproof way to set a new world record in the 100-meter "doghouse dash." 🏃‍♂️ Just remember, behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes. 😂 #SleepingOnTheCouchTonight

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

  Commentary:
  🌑💀 Feeling lonely? Just dim those lights and cue up a horror movie! Suddenly, you'll have some new spooky pals to keep you company. Who needs human friends when you've got terrifying monsters on the screen?! 🎬👻

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about taking Halloween to new heights! Who knew the key to being a sexy kite was just a tampon away? 🎃🪁 Now that's what I call creative thinking and some serious string skills! 😂 #HalloweenGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have creepy creatures lurking in the shadows? Let the monster under the bed keep you company tonight! 🌌👻 #LonelyButSpooky"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I need you to put the fun in refund!

  Commentary:
  "Alright, challenge accepted! Let's turn that refund process into a refund party! 🎉💸 Who knew crunching numbers could be so exciting? Let's make tax season lit again! 🔥💃 #RefundFun"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of password-forgery in the digital age – we're just playing a high-stakes game of memory loss! 🤣🔑 Don't you just love the irony of clicking 'remember this computer' to help them forget everything? It's like a cybersecurity paradox! 🔒 #TechHumor #PasswordPalooza

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

  Commentary:
  "Putting 'No DMs' in your bio is the ultimate power move 💁‍♂️ Who needs validation when you've got boundaries and a sense of humor? 😂 It's like saying 'I'm too busy being fabulous to deal with all this attention 💅' #ConfidenceGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

  Commentary:
  🔇 "I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb" – a sentiment many of us can relate to! 🚫🔔 Who needs interruptions when you're busy binge-watching your favorite show or enjoying a peaceful nap? 🛌 Let's all petition for a universal "life on do not disturb" button! 😉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the classic 'weird mood house arrest' – where fuzzy socks become your best friends and pajamas are the official uniform 🧦🏠 Might as well start a pillow fort and declare yourself the king/queen of the living room while you're at it! 👑 #MoodSwingsGotNothingOnMe"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

  Commentary:
  When teachers put "?" on my work, it's like they're playing a guessing game with me 🤔🧐 I mean, come on, we're all in this confusion together, right? 😂 #StudentStruggles

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