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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.
2 months ago
Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.
2 months ago
Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?
3 months ago
Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.
3 months ago
“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.
3 months ago
Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.
3 months ago
I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.
3 months ago
I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
3 months ago