14 Funny quality quotes

• The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

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  3 weeks ago

  clothing, comparison, costume, fashion, Halloween, Halloween costume, humor, literally, quality, retail, retail store, shopping, store, stores, today, used

• Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, bothering, call, customer, customer service, hang, hang up, hold, hold music, music, phone, phone call, purpose, quality, repetition, repetitive, service, sound, sound quality, stop

• Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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  2 months ago

  always, attract, attraction, bright, bugs, confidence, dating, everyone, humor, light, personality, quality, types, women

• I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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  2 months ago

  call, ever, humor, i, irony, purpose, quality, recorded, recorded call, training, used, wonder

• When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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  2 months ago

  cook, cooking, dating, flag, good, humor, man, quality, red, red flag, relationship, three

• Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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  2 months ago

  happiness, humor, irony, life, lifestyle, living, means, nothing, quality, spending

• Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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  2 months ago

  art, back, bring, chill, chill time, doing, doing nothing, friends, hanging, hanging out, house, just, leisure, lost, lost art, nothing, quality, quality time, socializing, time

• Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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  2 months ago

  age, clarity, clearer, getting, getting older, humor, i, older, perspective, photo, photo quality, quality, unfair, unfairness

• “Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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  2 months ago

  apple, better, children, comparison, humor, life, loyalty, music, okay, playlists, quality, sound, Spotify

• Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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  2 months ago

  forbearance, humor, irony, patience, quality, self-control, situations, social, social situations, too, witnesses

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