Funny quality quotes

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I don't understand why "family-run" should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn't convince me at all.

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025