11 Funny quality quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

  Commentary:
  "True, they're like human bug zappers! 😂✨🐞"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my camera's doing a better job at witness protection than the FBI! 📷🤦‍♂️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine all the poor trainees trying to decode your indecipherable hold music dance moves! 💃🕺🎶 #CallCenterChaos"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said a way to a man's heart is through his stomach clearly never dated a man who can cook! 🍳🔥 Forget red flags, give me a chef any day! 😄👨‍🍳 #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of living beyond our means – because who needs financial stability when you can have fun gadgets and fancy dinners, right? 💸🍾 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the credit card bill arrives! 😅💳 #LivingTheHighLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

  Commentary:
  "Remember the good old days when our biggest decision was choosing what snack to eat next? 🍕🎮 Let's all take a moment to honor the lost art of 'productive procrastination' aka chilling at your friend's house, contemplating life's mysteries like 'Should we watch another episode or call it a day?'"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

  Commentary:
  It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, here's better photo quality to capture every single wrinkle and gray hair of wisdom you've earned!" 📸👵🏼😂 #AgingLikeAFinePixel

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, Apple Music may have better sound quality, but have you ever tried separating a parent from their children? 🍎🔊 vs. 🎧🎶 #PlaylistProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the fine art of pretending to be calm and collected in front of an audience 🙄 Patience and forbearance become your new best friends when the spectators are watching your every move! 😂 #PerformanceModeActivated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rare art of being quiet at the right time! 🤐 Silence – the ultimate magnet of mystery and charm! Or maybe it's just that people find peace in your presence because you give their ears a break! 🤫"

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