Funny recommend quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

  Commentary:
  "That's certainly one way to skip the 9-to-5 grind! 😂👶🚫 #LifeHack"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

  Commentary:
  "Sure! I've heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

  Commentary:
  Centuries of drama, betrayal, and power moves — like Game of Thrones but with incense 💨👑📖

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I have sampled the buffet of working life, from employment to joblessness, and let me tell you – the real feast is generational wealth! 🍔👑 Who needs a job when you can just sit back, relax, and let your ancestors' hard work do all the heavy lifting? 💼💰 #retirementgoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

  Commentary:
  "Having people stuck in your head can lead to messy situations…but having songs stuck in your head just leads to impromptu karaoke sessions at inappropriate times! 🎤🎶 Let’s stick with the safer option, shall we?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

  Commentary:
  Are you tired of waving goodbye to ordinary "food" and ready to greet the fancy "cuisine"? 🍴✨ Let your taste buds embark on a culinary adventure and bid adieu to food comas! 🎩🍽️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic holiday tradition of sacrificing a child to become the Master of Booby Traps! 🎄💥 Just make sure they don't outsmart you with their trap designs… 😄 #HomeAloneVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a newbie in the world of behaving! 🤔 How about starting with the classic 'Don't chew with your mouth open' or the always popular 'Don't talk with your mouth full'? 💁‍♂️ Remember, behaving isn't just about following rules, it's about making the world a better (and less cringeworthy) place! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the beginner's guide to anxiety – where overthinking meets self-doubt in a delightful dance of chaos! 💭🤯 Remember, it's all fun and games until your brain decides to replay every embarrassing moment from the past decade at 3 AM. Enjoy the ride! 🎢😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the unending struggle between bookworm bliss and literary impatience!📚🐛 It's like waiting for a suspenseful plot twist – but in real life! Will they ever finish the book, or are we doomed to an eternal cliffhanger? The saga continues…⏳😆"

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