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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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Making waves on Discord:

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Going viral on YouTube:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Going viral on Instagram:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

Trending via Discord:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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55 shares on Facebook this month:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

83 shares on Discord this month:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

25 shares on Discord this month:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

72 shares on Discord this month:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Trending via Twitch:

I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

Breaking via Telegram:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Trending via Facebook:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Trending via WeChat:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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