20 Funny remote quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

  Commentary:
  "When finding the remote needs military precision. Everyone, prepare for 'Operation Sofa Search'! 🛋️🔍🤣"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a corner office when you can have a cozy nook with your favorite drink in hand? 🏡🍸 Working from home: where professionalism meets pajamas and productivity meets Pinot Noir. 😂 #WFHWinning"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: 9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

  Commentary:
  "9-5 is really 10-2 if you're working remote – where the snooze button becomes your best colleague 😴💻 #RemoteWorkLife"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the universal remote control is not so 'universal' after all! 🤷‍♂️🌌 Next time, aim for a model that comes with a galaxy-sized battery pack! 🔮😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the elusive 'Couch Potato' pose – a true test of flexibility and balance for those of us dedicated to the ancient art of TV watching 🧘‍♂️🛋️ Remember, it's all about finding inner peace… and the right channel!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

  Commentary:
  "Working from home: where reality takes a vacation and your sanity follows suit. 🏝️😅 #LostInMyOwnHouse"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone learned the hard way that angry telekinesis doesn't quite work on electronics! 🧙‍♂️📺 Let's hope a new remote is on the shopping list before the next episode of "Tech-rrific Troubles" airs! 😅🔋

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

  Commentary:
  "When all hope seemed lost and the darkness of despair loomed overhead, salvation appeared in the form of… the remote! 🙌 Who knew a small piece of plastic could hold so much power and bring such joy to a seemingly ruined life? 😂 #DramaOverRemoteFound"

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