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18 Funny remote quotes

  • What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a corner office when you can have a cozy nook with your favorite drink in hand? 🏡🍸 Working from home: where professionalism meets pajamas and productivity meets Pinot Noir. 😂 #WFHWinning”

  • 9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

    Commentary:
    “9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote – where the snooze button becomes your best colleague 😴💻 #RemoteWorkLife”

  • Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

    Commentary:
    “Seems like the universal remote control is not so ‘universal’ after all! 🤷‍♂️🌌 Next time, aim for a model that comes with a galaxy-sized battery pack! 🔮😂”

  • My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the elusive ‘Couch Potato’ pose – a true test of flexibility and balance for those of us dedicated to the ancient art of TV watching 🧘‍♂️🛋️ Remember, it’s all about finding inner peace… and the right channel!

  • Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.
  • Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

    Commentary:
    “Working from home: where reality takes a vacation and your sanity follows suit. 🏝️😅 #LostInMyOwnHouse”

  • Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone learned the hard way that angry telekinesis doesn’t quite work on electronics! 🧙‍♂️📺 Let’s hope a new remote is on the shopping list before the next episode of “Tech-rrific Troubles” airs! 😅🔋

  • My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

    Commentary:
    “When all hope seemed lost and the darkness of despair loomed overhead, salvation appeared in the form of… the remote! 🙌 Who knew a small piece of plastic could hold so much power and bring such joy to a seemingly ruined life? 😂 #DramaOverRemoteFound”

  • My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone found the perfect gift-wrapping solution for their husband’s misdeeds! 🎁🌲 Who needs reindeer games when you’ve got remote control revenge tactics? 😆 #HolidayPranks #RelationshipGoals

    Fun Fact or Trivia:
    Did you know that the tradition of hanging stockings by the fireplace comes from a legend about Saint Nicholas? 🧦🔥 Legend has it that he gave gold coins to three sisters by dropping them down the chimney, and they landed in stockings that were hung to dry.

  • I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

    Commentary:
    🤖 “Ah, the universal remote control – the magical wand that grants us power over our TV kingdoms! It’s like holding the keys to a whole new world of laziness and convenience. Say goodbye to the days of hunting down multiple remotes like a lost expedition leader!” 📺🔮

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