27 Funny remote quotes — Wordgag ツ

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

1 month ago1 month ago

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

2 months ago2 months ago

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

2 months ago2 months ago

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

2 months ago2 months ago

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

2 months ago2 months ago

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

2 months ago2 months ago

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

3 months ago3 months ago

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

3 months ago3 months ago

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

5 months ago5 months ago

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

5 months ago5 months ago

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

5 months ago5 months ago

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Feb 6, 2025Feb 6, 2025

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Feb 3, 2025

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Jan 28, 2025

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Jan 26, 2025

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Jan 26, 2025

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Jan 25, 2025

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

Jan 24, 2025