15 Funny remote quotes

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

Work from home ain't for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I'm shopping.

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Whoever's been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025