32 Funny remote quotes

• Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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  1 week ago

  call, communication, goodnight, humor, meeting, office, office humor, outlook, remote, remote work, Teams, technology, video, video call, virtual, virtual meeting, work, Zoom

• I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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  4 weeks ago

  6, 6 p.m., air, around, call, energy, feel, funny observation, i, meeting, microsoft, Microsoft Teams, observation, p.m., remote, remote work, Sunday, swear, Teams, video, video call, work, work meeting

• Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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  1 month ago

  experience, experiences, frustration, human, human experience, interface, keyboard, remote, technology, truly, TV, type, typing, user, user interface, using, worst

• Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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  2 months ago

  1, away, call, country, home, laptop, left, ms, MS Teams, remote, remote work, say, second, Teams, technology, video, video call, work, work from home

• How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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  2 months ago

  corporate, corporate job, day, email, fake, fake job, home, humor, i, job, jobs, laptop, lazy, lazy work, life, office, office humor, open, outlook, paid, remote, remote work, responding, whatever, where, work, work from home, work life

• I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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  2 months ago

  control, disappointment, even, humor, i, remote, remote control, sad, universal, universal remote, universe

• Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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  2 months ago

  day, entertainment, every, exercise, floor, humor, i, laziness, people, procrastination, relaxation, remote, right, show, TV, watching

• My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, control, everyone, family, household, humor, husband, i, joke, looking, minute, need, relationship, remote, remote control, stand, stand-up

• You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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  2 months ago

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• What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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  2 months ago

  Covid, drunk, home, humor, i, learned, learning, lifestyle, productivity, remote, remote work, work

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