Funny rental quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this account has some serious commitment issues – can't decide if it wants to be an Airbnb or a social media star! Just make sure to leave a good review if you crash here for the night."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joy of living the dream; scrubbing toilets instead of sipping cocktails by the beach 🧼🏠🍹 Who needs a spa day when you can have an Airbnb adventure? 💁‍♂️💅 #VacationGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops, looks like someone is setting up their own private beach retreat! 🏖️ Just make sure to stock up on snacks and sunscreen to survive the solo vacation! ☀️😂"

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