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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

3 weeks ago

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

1 month ago

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

1 month ago

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

1 month ago

No amount of daylight can save us.

2 months ago

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

3 months ago

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

3 months ago

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

3 months ago

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

3 months ago

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

3 months ago

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

3 months ago

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

3 months ago

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

3 months ago

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

3 months ago

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

3 months ago

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

3 months ago

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

3 months ago

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

3 months ago

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

3 months ago

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

3 months ago