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Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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10,927

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

Trending via Facebook:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Just shared via Discord:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Reported on Snapchat:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Just landed via Twitch:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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Funny save quotes 🥳 are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 😂 to everyday situations. Whether you’re trying to save money 💸, time ⏰, or face during an awkward moment 🙈, these quips will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. They remind us not to take life too seriously and to embrace the silly side of saving! So, next time you’re in a pinch, remember that a little laughter can be the ultimate lifesaver! 😄

New funny save quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Commentary:
"Sounds like a perfect sequel to my autobiography: 'Chapter 1: Survived Monday, barely. Conclusion: Happy Friday!' 🎉🙃 #AdultingStruggles"
1 week ago
Share →: Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the circle of irony! 🌳✂️📜✍️ #HumanLogic #TreeHuggerByPaper"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Commentary:
"At this rate, my retirement plan will be a meme museum! 😂😂 #MemesOverMoney 💸👉📱"
2 months ago
Share →: Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Commentary:
“Make sure you’ve got your karma GPS on! 🚴‍♂️💫 #PlotTwistGuard”
2 months ago
Share →: To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Commentary:
“Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! 🌿😅💸”
2 months ago
Share →: Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Commentary:
"Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife"
2 months ago
Share →: Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Commentary:
"Finally, a deal my wallet can fully support! 🤑💸 #FrugalGenius #ShopaholicDetox"
3 months ago
Share →: My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggles of living that high-rolling life filled with necessities like housing and food! 🤑🏠🛒 Who needs savings when you've got a roof over your head and a stocked fridge? 💸🥩 #FirstWorldProblems"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Commentary:
"Me trying to adult like 🤑: 'I need to save money.' Me also sneaking an extra scoop of ice cream like 🍦: 'You only live once.' The eternal struggle of financial responsibility vs. living your best life! 😂 #AdultingProbs"
4 months ago
Share →: Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Commentary:
"Who needs jetpacks when you can respawn like a pro gamer? 🎮💾 Don't worry, just hit 'load last save' and try again! No respawning required. 🔁😂"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Spotted on WeChat:

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

Spotted on Snapchat:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Just shared via Instagram:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Just landed via TikTok:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Just shared via Reddit:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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