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25 Funny save quotes

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

No amount of daylight can save us.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025