49 Funny self-deprecating quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

  Commentary:
  "At least you're keeping the dance floor entertained and the cardio going! 🕺😂🐶🔄"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

  Commentary:
  "Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

  Commentary:
  "Finally achieving global obscurity—my posts are truly world-class in going unnoticed! 😎🌍👻"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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  Commentary:
  🎉🧠 "Heads up, everyone! It's like software updates, but for me! Time to hit 'refresh' and wave bye-bye to those old versions! 🚫🗑️🤣"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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  Commentary:
  "Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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  Commentary:
  "Just joined the Witness Protection Program for voices! 🎤🚫😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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  Commentary:
  "When your brain is a full house and you're the permanent guest! 🧠🤯😅"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I'm a limited edition! 🛍️😂 Any attempts to 'unspoil' are strictly prohibited 🚫✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, just took a detour through the Twilight Zone! ⏳😂🚀"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

  Commentary:
  "Always reaching higher, both in humor and life! 😄⬆️ #ShortPeopleCanDreamToo"

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