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Funny shape quotes

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I'm out of shape.

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025