Funny shape quotes

Funny shape quotes 💫 bring a playful twist to everyday geometry! Whether you’re a circle lover 🟠, a square fan 🟥, or just here for the quirky angles 🔺, these witty lines will have you seeing shapes in a whole new light. Perfect for brightening your day with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of cleverness 😄✨. Get ready to laugh your way through the curves and corners of life!

Funny shape quotes - If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the…

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the…

Commentary:
"If only biscuits had the power to sculpt abs and provide essential nutrients, we’d all be lining up for the biscuit diet plan faster than you can say 'pass the butter'. But alas, the struggle for a beach-ready body continues, while we console ourselves with the knowledge that at least biscuits will always be here for us in our times of need (and cravings)."

Funny shape quotes - Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut…

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut…

Commentary:
"Sounds like a legitimate reason for being fashionably late! 🍩📸 Who can resist capturing such adorable donut-shaped moments, right? Next time, just blame it on the dog – guaranteed no one will be mad! 😄🐶 #Priorities"