Funny shape quotes — Wordgag ツ

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

2 months ago2 months ago

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

3 months ago3 months ago

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

6 months ago

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Jan 26, 2025

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Jan 26, 2025

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Jan 25, 2025

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Jan 25, 2025

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Jan 24, 2025

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Jan 22, 2025