11 Funny shape quotes

• They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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  4 weeks ago

  battle, exercise, fitness, getting, getting in shape, gym, half, hard, humor, i, mental, mental battle, motivation, procrastination, say, shape, thought, today, workout

• Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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  1 month ago

  analogy, box, eaten, eating, humor, once, packaging, pizza, pizza slice, round, shape, slice, square, square box, triangle, understand, understanding, why, women

• If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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  1 month ago

  actually, behavior, being, complain, complaint, fitness, humor, i, irony, just, out of shape, people, relatability, self-awareness, shape, tips, try, want, workout, wrong

• If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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  1 month ago

  biscuit, body, diet, fitness, human, humor, irony, needs, nutrient, shape, slimming

• Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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  1 month ago

  animal, cute, cute animal, distraction, dog, donut, funny moment, humor, i, late, moment, pet, photos, procrastination, shape, sleeping, sorry, take

• Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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  1 month ago

  after, back, came, exercise, fitness, five, forgot, humor, i, jogging, minutes, motivation, out of shape, personal, personal struggle, running, self-awareness, shape, something, struggle

• My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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  1 month ago

  early, exercising, fitness, going, humor, husband, looking, need, new, new husband, relationship, shape, start, tomorrow, wake, waking, waking up

• When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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  1 month ago

  again, education, elementary, ever, geometry, humor, i, last, memory, rhombus, school, shape, time

• I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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  1 month ago

  am, exercise, fitness, humor, i, ID, Jesus, life, motivation, out of shape, right, run, shape, someone, today

• Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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  1 month ago

  car, DeLorean, great, great shape, humor, joke, looking, low, mileage, sell, shape, time, time travel, travel

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