223 Funny shopping quotes

• Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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  3 months ago

  activity, forget, fun, fun activity, grocery, grocery list, home, i, list, little, memory, organization, shopping, sometimes, take, thing, time, where

• It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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  3 months ago

  energy, exhaustion, humor, inside, much, retail, shopping, Walmart

• I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

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  3 months ago

  admiration, booking, desire, humor, i, love, me, online, online shopping, relationship, shopping, someone, travel, wanderlust, want, website

• Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

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  3 months ago

  bargain, bargain hunting, comparison, deal, deals, designer, designer heel, flight, flight deal, heel, heels, humor, hunting, i, nonstop, people, shop, shopping, travel

• I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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  4 months ago

  bag, bags, buy, chanel, Chanel bag, excitement, friend, friends, i, luxury, me, random, shopping, spontaneous, treat yourself, Tuesday, wait

• Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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  4 months ago

  adventure, alive, boarding, boarding pass, buy, feel, humor, i, lifestyle, pass, people, shoe, shopping, travel

• August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

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  4 months ago

  almost, August, Christmas, Christmas shopping, costume, Halloween, Halloween costume, happy, holiday, holiday planning, humor, management, new, new year, next, over, pick, planning, seasonal, seasonal humor, September, shopping, start, time, time management, week, year

• Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

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  4 months ago

  beautiful, beautiful woman, big, big car, buy, car, driving, gorgeous, grocery, house, humor, irony, kitchen, luxury, oh, overpriced, rich, rich woman, shopping, stock, woman

• The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

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  4 months ago

  buy, coming, humor, hyperfixation, impulse, impulse buy, looking, merch, need, regret, shopping, sobering, sobering up, worst

• At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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  4 months ago

  change, dealing, discussing, ever, frustration, grocery, grocery store, health, humor, i, layout, mental, mental health, next, session, shopping, store, therapy, trauma

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