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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

3 months ago

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

3 months ago

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

3 months ago

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

3 months ago

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

3 months ago

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

3 months ago

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

3 months ago

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

3 months ago

Life is short, flirt with me!

3 months ago

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

3 months ago