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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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I love when lashes make me look evil.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Going viral on Instagram:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Spotted on X:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Seen just now on Instagram:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Going viral on Twitch:

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

Live now on Threads:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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400 Funny should quotes

Funny should quotes 🤔😂 are the ultimate way to sprinkle some hilarity on life’s endless list of things we *should* do. Why follow the mundane when you can laugh your way through the must-dos? Whether it’s about eating veggies or exercising, these quirky musings turn obligation into amusement. So, let’s flip the script and giggle through the shoulds, because life’s too short for a boring to-do list! Ready to chuckle at what we *should* be doing? Let’s dive in! 😜🎉

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It's time to let the elephant ghost us, trunk calls aren't for everyone! 🐘📵😂

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When you realize your road trip snack stash could fund a sugar factory 🍭🍫🍪🚗

9, age, always, buying, child, humor, matter, money, old, road, road trip, should, snack, snack buying, snacks, spending, travel, trip, unsupervised, year
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Wash once, cry twice! If only dirty dishes stayed clean after one wash too. 🍽️🧼💁‍♀️

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2 days ago

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I'll be sure to let my boss know I'm taking a "horror-day" off next time I dream of juggling chainsaws! 😴😱🪚

allowed, bad, call, call out, excuse, humor, nightmare, should, sleep, work
2 days ago

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Brain outsourced, thinking power restored! 🤔🔄🧠

communication, decision making, humor, i, me, sarcasm, should, think, thinking
3 days ago

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Sure, but my comfort zone has snacks and Wi-Fi! 🍿📶

comfort, comfort zone, humor, interaction, invitation, leave, mine, personality, should, social, social interaction, zone
7 days ago

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Therapy and a mani-pedi? That’s what I call mental *and* nail polish! 💅🧠

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Crushing hard: the only exercise that guarantees a ton of feelings and zero calories. 💔🤦‍♂️😆

crush, emotional, emotional pain, feelings, form, having, humor, love, pain, relationship, self-harm, should
2 weeks ago

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Sounds like a solid negotiation tactic with the metabolism gods! 🍕🤝😂

appearance, body, designating, gain, humor, i, preference, should, weight, where
3 weeks ago

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When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢

adjuster, call, comedy, dinosaur, disaster, end, every, getting, humor, insurance, insurance adjuster, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, park, phone, phone call, reaction, should, throwing

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Muting morons is good for your health.

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Going bananas on X:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

Just shared via X:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Going bananas on Twitch:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

Seen just now on YouTube:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Seen just now on Twitch:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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