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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Trending via WeChat:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Spreading quickly via X:

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Spotted on TikTok:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Broadcasted on Discord:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

Spotted on Telegram:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Breaking via Discord:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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305 Funny should quotes

Funny should quotes 🤔😂 are the ultimate way to sprinkle some hilarity on life’s endless list of things we *should* do. Why follow the mundane when you can laugh your way through the must-dos? Whether it’s about eating veggies or exercising, these quirky musings turn obligation into amusement. So, let’s flip the script and giggle through the shoulds, because life’s too short for a boring to-do list! Ready to chuckle at what we *should* be doing? Let’s dive in! 😜🎉

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16 hours ago
Share →: When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Commentary:
Trying to decide if I should charge a "fat tax" whenever someone drains my energy 😂🍕💪
3 days ago
Share →: There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Commentary:
Who knew laundry was a full-time job? I demand a raise! 🧺🤣🌞
4 days ago
Share →: Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Commentary:
Planning my apocalypse outfit: do camo and sequins clash? 🌍✨🪖
4 days ago
Share →: There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Commentary:
Rolling credits and giggles, because even ghosts need a blooper reel 😂👻🎬
5 days ago
Share →: Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Commentary:
Monitoring bars would have the whole neighborhood on "sip and stakeout" duty! 🍻🕵️‍♂️
6 days ago
Share →: if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

Commentary:
The lil voice in my head is like a stand-up comic with a permanent mic 🎤🤭😅
1 week ago
Share →: There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Commentary:
Seems like we need an "UNDO" button for compliments on these folks! 😂🔄💬
1 week ago
Share →: When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Commentary:
Trying to leave work early because I look too good and my coworkers can't handle the distraction 😎💼🚪
1 week ago
Share →: Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, make… psychedelic lemonade? 🍄🍋✨
1 week ago
Share →: Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Commentary:
Four yogurts or four-day weeks: one must crumble to chaos to restore balance! 🥴🍦📅✨

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Breaking via X:

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Spotted on Telegram:

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Making waves on Reddit:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Shared recently on X:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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