Funny quotes should

231 Funny should quotes

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

4 days ago

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

1 week ago

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

2 weeks ago

They should invent someone who holds me.

2 weeks ago

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

2 weeks ago

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

2 weeks ago

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

2 weeks ago

They should name a personality disorder after me.

3 weeks ago

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

3 weeks ago

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

3 weeks ago

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

3 weeks ago

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

1 month ago

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

1 month ago

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

1 month ago

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

1 month ago

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

1 month ago

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

2 months ago

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

2 months ago

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

2 months ago

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

2 months ago