17 Funny sick quotes

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I'm sick of his excuses.

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store's speaker system.

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I'm sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I'm sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025