26 Funny sick quotes — Wordgag ツ

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

2 months ago2 months ago

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

2 months ago2 months ago

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

2 months ago2 months ago

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

2 months ago2 months ago

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m sick of living through history!

3 months ago3 months ago

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

4 months ago4 months ago

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

5 months ago5 months ago

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

6 months ago6 months ago

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Mar 18, 2025

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Mar 8, 2025Mar 8, 2025

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Jan 27, 2025

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Jan 27, 2025

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Jan 27, 2025

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Jan 27, 2025

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Jan 27, 2025

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Jan 27, 2025

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Jan 26, 2025

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Jan 26, 2025