20 Funny sick quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

  Commentary:
  "Right? I blinked and my weekend evaporated faster than my motivation to adult! 😅⏰ #WeekendSnatchers"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're trading sandy toes for suspenseful roars! 🦈🏖️ Nothing like a movie night to avoid the sea's surprise guests. Just make sure your kid doesn't start eyeing the water suspiciously! 😅🎬

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like weekends are on a strict diet these days, huh? 📆🤣 Maybe they need a cheat day or two! #WeekendWarrior"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the betrayal! 🤧🥦 It seems your body has a mind of its own and isn't too appreciative of your healthy choices. Maybe it's time for a stern talking to with your immune system. Remember, veggies are supposed to boost you, not betray you! 😉🤣

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone needs to have a 'purrsonal' conversation with their chain-smoking feline 🚬🐱 Maybe it's time for some 'paw-sitive' changes in that kitty's lifestyle! 😹 #CigaretteCatProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew job satisfaction could be achieved in just one simple phone call? 📞🤒 Just don't forget to turn off your webcam during those virtual meetings! 😜💻 #WorkLifeBalance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

  Commentary:
  "🎶 In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is probably rolling her eyes every time my songs blast through the store speakers. Sorry, Mariah, I'll try to keep up! 😂🛒"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m already sick of tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's not ready to face the future! 🙈 Who knew Mondays could be so intimidating, am I right? 😂 Maybe we should just hit the snooze button on tomorrow, and skip straight to the weekend! 🛌💤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, parenting: the ultimate crash course in empathizing with your future self 🤒🤢 Who knew that a stomach bug could double as a crystal ball predicting your own misery? The joys of 'shared suffering' with your little germ factories! 😆👨‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #GrossButTrue"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs blessings incognito when you can have them flaunting their fabulousness in plain sight? Bring on the blessings that shine so bright, they blind you with their magnificence! 🎉✨ #NoMoreDisguisesNeeded"

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