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Ah, let us observe a moment of silence for the to-do list that grows longer with each passing moment, as we masterfully navigate the art of procrastination. May we find solace in the fact that tomorrow is another day to ignore those tasks with renewed determination!
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- Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.
- The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.
- Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.
- I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.
- More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.
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Commentary:
"Ah, a kindred spirit indeed! Not everyone has the finesse to appreciate the art of shushing like a librarian. It's a rare talent, like a quiet symphony conductor orchestrating silence in the most eloquent way possible. So, let us all take a moment of hushed reverence for these masters of the 'shh'."
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- Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.
- I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.
- A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.
- My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.
- I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”
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