38 Funny silence quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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