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Guess I'm fluent in the language of thoughtful silence! 🤐😂
72 Funny silence quotes
Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.
Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.
I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.
Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.
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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.
Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.
I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.
Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.
