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3 weeks ago
Share →: People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Commentary:
"Honestly, I'm convinced my morning voice is just my vocal cords practicing social distancing! 😂🗣️🤷‍♂️"
1 month ago
Share →: I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Commentary:
"Comfort zone? What's that? Is it located somewhere between 'Anxiety Avenue' and 'Awkward Alley'? 😅🤷‍♂️ #PerpetuallyUncomfortable"
2 months ago
Share →: For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"
2 months ago
Share →: Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Commentary:
"Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"
2 months ago
Share →: I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Commentary:
"Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄"
2 months ago
Share →: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Commentary:
"When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"
3 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Commentary:
🛒😅 Ah, the classic "walk of shame" out of a store empty-handed! That awkward moment when you turn into a secret agent, trying to convince everyone that you're just a harmless window shopper. 🕵️‍♂️ "Act normal, blend in with the non-shoppers," you whisper to yourself, as if you're the star of a spy movie set in a shopping mall! Just keep calm and carry on…without the shopping bags. 😉
3 months ago
Share →: I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Commentary:
Well, sounds like this person’s personal fun fact is… they’re a certified fun-hater! 🌊😅 Maybe they’re just afraid of being flooded with awkward questions. Or perhaps they prefer swimming in their own mystery — no towel required! 🏊‍♂️🤫 #MysteryMode #AvoidingSmallTalk
3 months ago
Share →: I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Commentary:
"Keeping your secret safe because let's face it, human interaction is overrated anyway! 🤐🙊 #AntiSocialGoals"