32 Funny social anxiety quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it's all about timing! 🤪 Say something bizarre to distract from your strange actions. 🙃 Who knew being weird could be so strategic? 😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to persuade an introvert to attend a party is akin to sending a saint on a sinful adventure to Hell – it's a recipe for an existential crisis! It's like asking a turtle to join a hare for a sprint, or a penguin to audition for 'American Idol' – a mismatch of epic proportions!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs socializing when you have cozy pajamas and a Netflix queue calling your name? 🏡🛋️ #IntrovertLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

  Commentary:
  "Me leaving the house: I hope I don't see anyone… *immediately bumps into neighbor, ex, and that person I owe money to* 😅🙈 #OutAndAboutDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

  Commentary:
  "Staring into the abyss between meetings, contemplating the deep existential question: Should I refill my coffee cup or take a power nap? ☕😴 #JustAnotherDayInTheOffice"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

  Commentary:
  No worries, embrace the cringe! Awkwardness is just your charm trying to break free 🤪🙈🤷‍♂️ Just keep awkward-ing on, the world needs more of your uniqueness!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of stealthily dodging acquaintances in the produce aisle, perfecting the art of supermarket camouflage 🥦🕵️‍♂️ Who knew grocery shopping could turn into a modern-day game of hide and seek? #ProHideAndSeeker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs humans when you can have a party with plants and pets? 🌿🐶 Social distancing taken to a whole new level! #IntrovertLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

  Commentary:
  🍸💬 "Me: I'm an introvert. Vodka: No, you're not. Vodka definitely knows how to bring out the extrovert in us all! Who knew a little spirit could be so persuasive? 😂🥂 #LiquidConfidence"

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