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13 Funny stopped quotes

Funny stopped quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when things just come to a screeching halt 😂🚦 Whether it’s awkward pauses, unexpected interruptions, or simply giving up in the quirkiest way, these gems will have you chuckling every time. Ready to laugh out loud and embrace the art of stopping with style? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that proves sometimes, stopping is the best move! 😜✨

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Posted onFeb 11, 2025Feb 11, 2025

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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