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Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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769 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,931

Funny Quotes Topics

13,902

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10,931

19 minutes ago

3,417

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Just shared via Threads:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Spotted on Reddit:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Just landed via Pinterest:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Trending via WeChat:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Trending via X:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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Funny stopped quotes

Funny stopped quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when things just come to a screeching halt 😂🚦 Whether it’s awkward pauses, unexpected interruptions, or simply giving up in the quirkiest way, these gems will have you chuckling every time. Ready to laugh out loud and embrace the art of stopping with style? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that proves sometimes, stopping is the best move! 😜✨

New funny stopped quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Commentary:
Time travel in progress—Catch me stuck in Tuesday! 🚀⏳😅
5 days ago
Share →: “You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Commentary:
Finally found the secret to happiness: fewer texts and more snacks! 😂🍕📵
1 week ago
Share →: Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Commentary:
"😂 Finally found my new go-to response! SALTS: The emoji of texts! 🧂📱"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Commentary:
"When you achieve inner peace by turning your inbox into a black hole. 🌌📭😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Commentary:
"Well, forget reality then – we're all just living in a simulation at this point! 🤷‍♂️🕹️ #2020vibes"
5 months ago
Share →: Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Commentary:
"Driving a newer car is like realizing you can't find the 'Shake on Highway' setting – maybe it's a feature they only include in vintage models? 🤔🚗 #LostInTechnology"
5 months ago
Share →: I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Commentary:
"Lesson learned: sometimes it's better to stick to classic moves instead of trying to sweeten the pot too much! 🍯😂 #HoneyGoneWrong"
6 months ago
Share →: I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'knowing better but doing it anyway'! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs logic when you have determination, right? 💪😅"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Shared recently on Discord:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Just landed via Twitch:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Going viral on Twitch:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Live now on YouTube:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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