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53 Funny store quotes

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

1 month ago

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

1 month ago

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

1 month ago

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

1 month ago

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

2 months ago

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

2 months ago

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

2 months ago

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

2 months ago

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

2 months ago

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

3 months ago

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

3 months ago

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

3 months ago

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

3 months ago

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

3 months ago

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

3 months ago

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

3 months ago

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

3 months ago

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

3 months ago

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

3 months ago