17 funny strong quotes - Wordgag ツ

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

Feb 3, 2026

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Feb 2, 2026

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Feb 1, 2026

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Jan 31, 2026

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Jan 30, 2026

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Jan 30, 2026

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Jan 30, 2026

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Jan 29, 2026

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Jan 28, 2026

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Jan 23, 2026

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Jan 22, 2026

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Jan 21, 2026

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Jan 20, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Jan 20, 2026

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Jan 20, 2026

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Jan 20, 2026

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

Jan 19, 2026