Funny quotes strong

11 Funny strong quotes

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

1 month ago

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

2 months ago

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

2 months ago

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

3 months ago

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

3 months ago

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

3 months ago

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

3 months ago

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

3 months ago

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

3 months ago

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

3 months ago

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

3 months ago