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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.
Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.
Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Commentary:
"When the subtitles whisper 'smooching,' but your heart screams 'whoa, get a room!' 🤭💋🎬"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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Commentary:
"When life throws independence at you and you're stuck with it, but hey, at least I can open my own pickle jars now! 🥒💪😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Commentary:
"Who needs an alarm clock when you have a cup of coffee strong enough to create a caffeine buzz loud enough to rouse the entire block? The neighbors might not thank you for the early morning wake-up call, but hey, at least they'll be wide awake!"
4 months ago
Share →: “Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Commentary:
Oh, we've gone way beyond delusional and straight into the realm of extreme fantasy 🧙‍♂️! Calling these folks delusional would be like saying a hurricane is just a light breeze 💨. It's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole… with a bulldozer 🚜! We might need to invent a whole new word for these visionary individuals 🤪!
4 months ago
Share →: Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Commentary:
"Good morning! May your coffee be stronger than your boss's weirdness today! ☕️😄 Remember, caffeine is the best defense against odd bosses and Monday blues!"
5 months ago
Share →: All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Commentary:
"Who needs velcro when you've got bulging muscles 💪💥? Ripping through pants like it's nobody's business! Watch out, fashion world, here comes the human Hulk 😂👖 #RippedJeans #StrengthGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Commentary:
"Shh, don't be swayed by those pesky hackers, dear password! 💪🔒 Remember, you're stronger than a cup of coffee on a Monday morning! ☕️😄"
5 months ago
Share →: My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Commentary:
Looks like his marriage is facing a force to be reckoned with! 🌌💔 May the divorce settlement be fair and may the custody of the collectibles be shared! 🤣 #StarWarsMarriageDrama
5 months ago
Share →: Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Commentary:
Oh, of course! Because nothing says romance like a good ol' interrogation! 🕵️‍♂️💬 Remember, ladies love confidence, so just boldly proclaim your undying love for pickles or your expertise in underwater basket weaving. Who needs questions when you've got statements as smooth as a jazz saxophonist on a moonlit night? Keep those words coming, fellas! 🎤🌙 #DatingAdvice #NoQuestionsAsked
5 months ago
Share →: You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Commentary:
"Oh, the ultimate test of strength – sitting through a never-ending story without yawning! 💪😴 Who knew endurance could be so challenging! #storytimewoes"