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Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Just landed via Threads:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Just shared via Discord:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Shared recently on Discord:

The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

Trending via Snapchat:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Breaking via Threads:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Making waves on Messenger:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

Just landed via YouTube:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Going bananas on Discord:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

17 Funny strong quotes

Funny strong quotes bring the perfect mix of laughter 😂 and power 💪 to brighten your day! Whether you need a confidence boost or just a good chuckle, these witty words will lift your spirits and keep you motivated. Ready to feel unstoppable and amused at the same time? Let’s dive into some hilarious yet empowering vibes that prove strength can be seriously funny! 🎉😄

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I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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62 shares on Twitch this month:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I had too much to think last night.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

51 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

Trending via Slack:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Going bananas on Threads:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Spotted on Pinterest:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Spreading quickly via X:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Just shared via TikTok:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Making waves on WeChat:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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