Funny quotes strong

11 Funny strong quotes

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025