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27 Funny survival quotes

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025
In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025
Two people had sex and now I'm fighting for my life everyday.

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025
We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. 'Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.'

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025
Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025
What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Whatever doesn't kill you is probably still trying.

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025