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"Poor 'rofl,' rolled away into the sunset, while 'lmao' is still laughing his… assets off! 😂🤣 #RIPROFL"
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- We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’
- What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”
- Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.
- Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.
- Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.
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"Looks like someone's meal prep game is on point for the end of the world! Who needs a grocery store when you've got a basement buffet waiting? Bring on the apocalypse – this person's ready to feast like never before!"Fun Fact or Trivia:
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Well, attempting to navigate life with grace and dignity is like trying to wrangle a herd of unruly unicorns 🦄🦄. It's a delicate dance of balancing on one foot while juggling flaming marshmallows 🔥🔥. But hey, as long as you've got your sense of humor intact, you're halfway there! 😄 #LifeGoals #GracefulMess -
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Ahoy matey! 🏴☠️ Avast ye, ’tis Monday again! 🦜 Let us bravely face the high seas of another workweek and combat the monsters of emails and deadlines with gallant spirits! 👩💼⚔️💼 May the winds of productivity be ever at your back as you navigate through the treacherous waters of the workplace! ⛵️🌊 Keep thy courage and wit sharp as a blade.
Top Funny Survival Quotes 🔥
- We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’
- What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”
- Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.
- Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.
- Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.
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