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“Speed talking: because who needs survival instincts when you have wit? 😂👄💨”
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“Looks like someone’s meal prep game is on point for the end of the world! Who needs a grocery store when you’ve got a basement buffet waiting? Bring on the apocalypse – this person’s ready to feast like never before!”Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that some preppers stockpile food in their basements in preparation for apocalyptic scenarios? These individuals are often referred to as “doomsday preppers” and go to great lengths to ensure they have enough food and supplies to survive a disaster. -
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Well, attempting to navigate life with grace and dignity is like trying to wrangle a herd of unruly unicorns 🦄🦄. It’s a delicate dance of balancing on one foot while juggling flaming marshmallows 🔥🔥. But hey, as long as you’ve got your sense of humor intact, you’re halfway there! 😄 #LifeGoals #GracefulMess -
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Ahoy matey! 🏴☠️ Avast ye, ’tis Monday again! 🦜 Let us bravely face the high seas of another workweek and combat the monsters of emails and deadlines with gallant spirits! 👩💼⚔️💼 May the winds of productivity be ever at your back as you navigate through the treacherous waters of the workplace! ⛵️🌊 Keep thy courage and wit sharp as a blade.
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