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23 Funny Thanksgiving quotes

Funny Thanksgiving quotes add a touch of humor to the holiday’s festive spirit! 🦃😂 From playful jabs at the turkey to witty remarks about family gatherings, these quotes offer a lighthearted look at one of the most beloved holidays. Whether you’re looking to liven up the dinner table or just need a good laugh, funny Thanksgiving quotes are perfect for bringing joy and laughter to your celebrations. 😄🍂

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Posted on6 months ago

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Posted on6 months ago

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Posted onJan 28, 2025

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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