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Funny Thanksgiving quotes
Nov 24
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: Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.
Sep 22
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: For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.
Sep 22
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: I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.
Sep 22
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: Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.
Sep 22
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: If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.
