76 Funny therapy quotes

• My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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  3 weeks ago

  entertainment, humor, Netflix, original, pay, self-awareness, therapist, therapy, watch

• Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, actually, alone, alone time, care, eat, eating, eating out, ever, going, me, me time, most, peace, peaceful, relaxation, self, self-care, shopping, solo, solo activity, therapy, things, time, yourself

• This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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  3 weeks ago

  cart, comfort, comfort item, emotional, emotional support, humor, item, online, online shopping, retail, retail therapy, shopping, shopping cart, support, therapy

• Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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  3 weeks ago

  boss, defeat, final, health, humor, i, jokes, life, mental, mental health, same, self-improvement, therapist, therapy, thing, trainwreck

• Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, anytime, cost, dress, fashion, fun, fun activity, humor, retail, retail therapy, same, shopping, therapy

• Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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  3 weeks ago

  coping, coping mechanism, cry, emotional, emotional release, fast, fast food, food, humor, just, lot, mechanism, needs, parking, parking lot, release, therapy

• Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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  3 weeks ago

  asleep, better, book, even, everyone, middle, nice, night, peaceful, quiet, reading, relaxation, sleep, solitude, therapy

• At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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  3 weeks ago

  change, dealing, discussing, ever, frustration, grocery, grocery store, health, humor, i, layout, mental, mental health, next, session, shopping, store, therapy, trauma

• Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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  3 weeks ago

  cheaper, coping, coping mechanism, culture, health, humor, internet, internet culture, mechanism, media, mental, mental health, posting, shit, shitposting, social, social media, therapy

• Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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  3 weeks ago

  enough, escape, health, humor, i, identity, mental, mental health, need, new, passport, self-improvement, therapy, travel

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