25 Funny top quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

  Commentary:
  "Spending all day cleaning the house is like sending a message to your roommates: 'This is a museum now, so please only touch the furniture with your mind.' 🧹✨ #CleanlinessIsNextToSolitude"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

  Commentary:
  "Scaling Mount Everest seems like a breeze compared to conquering the family's never-ending laundry mountain! ⛰️🧺 Just when you think you've reached the peak, another load magically appears. 🧗‍♂️💦 #LaundryConqueror"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

  Commentary:
  "Having a two-year-old is like trying to contain a caffeinated tornado with endless energy and zero chill 😅🌪️ No lid, no limits, just pure chaos and mess!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

  Commentary:
  "Back in my day, we didn't have fancy hashtags and social media trends 🧐 We just saw a pound sign and thought, 'Hey, that's a great spot for a game of tic-tac-toe!' 😂 #OldSchoolCool"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive top-shelf liquor – where the magic happens…and the bartender risks a potential nose dive 😆🍸💸 #TopShelfStruggles"

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