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- A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
- If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.
- We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.
- Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.
- I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.
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- A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
- If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.
- We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.
- Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.
- I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.
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