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15 Funny towel quotes

Funny towel quotes are the perfect splash of humor to brighten up your bathroom or beach day πŸŒŠπŸ˜„ Whether you’re drying off after a swim or just need a little chuckle while getting ready, these witty sayings add personality and fun to an everyday essential πŸ›βœ¨ Get ready to soak up laughs and share smiles with every use! 😜🧺

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Posted on6 months ago

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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