15 Funny towel quotes

• Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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  18 hours ago

  bed, excuse, humor, i, late, lateness, minutes, procrastination, sat, sorry, staring, towel, wall

• I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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  19 hours ago

  cooking, cooking fail, drank, everything, fail, garbage, hand, hand towel, humor, i, kitchen, literally, over, right, shoulder, towel, understand, while, why, wine

• Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

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  2 months ago

  cause, cold, humor, jacket, paper, paper towel, Shein, shivering, towel, towels

• At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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  2 months ago

  able, bedtime, beer, being, drinking, frustration, help, humor, i, insomnia, maybe, point, relaxation, sleep, sleeplessness, throw, towel

• Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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  2 months ago

  habit, humor, i, man, much, paper, paper towel, spending, spending habit, towel, unfortunately, wealth

• Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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  2 months ago

  animal, casual, cat, everyday, hands, humor, hygiene, laundry, pet, sarcasm, sink, towel, washing

• Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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  2 months ago

  back, body, body joke, cartoon, cartoon humor, comedy, enough, exaggeration, humor, hyperbole, i, joke, need, physical, physical comedy, playful, sarcastic, stretching, take, towel, wring

• Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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  2 months ago

  always, annoyance, close, even, fluffiness, fluffy, hotel, humor, i, packing, suitcase, thick, towel, towels, travel, worst

• My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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  2 months ago

  contradiction, expectations, household, humor, mom, parenting, rules, towel

• Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, ceiling, daily, daily life, floor, household, humor, kids, life, me, mirror, parenting, sink, toothpaste, towel, towels, walls

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