Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Commentary:
Ah, to kids, a neatly hanging dish towel is like a siren's call for mischief! 🧒👀🚫 Just one glance and it's instant chaos – let the towel shenanigans begin! 🤪🤣 #KidsWillBeKids

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Commentary:
"Hotel bath towels: the ultimate packing challenge. 🛁🧳 Who needs weights at the gym when you can just lug around one of these bad boys all day? 💪😅 #SuitcaseProblems"

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of biweekly pay – turning paper towels into quesadillas is the ultimate budget-friendly lunch hack! 🌯💸 Who needs real ingredients when you've got creativity and perseverance, am I right? 😄 #PaperTowelCookingMaster"

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic struggle of modern existence – the eternal battle between hand dryers and paper towel dispensers. Time truly becomes a nebulous concept in this gripping saga of bathroom confusion ⏳🤔💨🤲🧻. Just when you think you've conquered the hand-drying realm, the paper towel dispenser swoops in to challenge your very understanding of reality! It's a cruel, never-ending cycle of bathroom antics that leaves us all questioning our place in this chaotic

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Commentary:
When your mom gives you the illusion of choice with the towels, but secretly has a favorite child… I mean, towel. 👀🤷‍♂️ #MomLogic