44 Funny trip quotes

• Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.

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  4 weeks ago

  back, entertainment, excited, excitement, humor, husband, i, internet, internet video, little, presentation, relationship, saved, sit, surprise, trip, video, videos, watch

• Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.

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  4 weeks ago

  beautiful, blood, blood cell, body, car, cell, feel, humor, road, road trip, sick, through, travel, trip, us

• It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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  4 weeks ago

  9, age, always, buying, child, humor, matter, money, old, road, road trip, should, snack, snack buying, snacks, spending, travel, trip, unsupervised, year

• Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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  4 weeks ago

  ahead, back, competition, dad, driving, family, family trip, hard, hate, hour, humor, last, pass, passing, road, road trip, stopping, trip, vehicle

• Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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  4 weeks ago

  baby, date, girl, girls, great, i, idea, pay, relationship, trip

• Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

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  4 weeks ago

  anyone, food, going, humor, IKEA, meatball, needs, shopping, Swedish, Swedish meatball, trip

• I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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  4 weeks ago

  appointment, doctor, doctors, humor, i, just, medical, medical appointment, retire, retirement, said, travel, trip, unexpected, unexpected trip

• It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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  4 weeks ago

  animal, camel, Carl, desert, horse, humor, i, name, rental, return, return trip, through, travel, trip, true

• I have more trips planned than I have money.

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  4 weeks ago

  budget, finance, humor, i, money, planned, planning, travel, trip

• It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, destination, eat, food, fun, fun activity, humor, journey, matters, road, road trip, snacks, travel, trip

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