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14 Funny turning quotes

Due to personal reasons, I'll be turning you into a poem.

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025
My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025
I'm pretty sure my husband's favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025
Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Wait. We're now turning plants into burgers? Haven't cows been doing that like, forever.

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025