27 Funny turning quotes

• The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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  3 weeks ago

  67, 69, economic, economic humor, humor, indicator, joke, number, number play, obsession, play, recession, turning

• (pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

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  3 weeks ago

  Bart, family, guys, humor, i, just, kids, man, parenting, second, talk, told, turning, TV, want

• Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

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  1 month ago

  accomplishment, brag, driving, found, humor, i, looking, multitasking, music, navigation, place, today, turning

• Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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  1 month ago

  another, control, daily, daily struggle, day, emotional, emotional control, feelings, felony, here, horn, humor, i, own, self-praise, struggle, through, turning

• When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animals, around, attention, behavior, care, communication, cute, follow, following, gratitude, interaction, lead, pet, pet behavior, place, still, sure, thank, turning, yes

• One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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  2 months ago

  aging, better, car, eyesight, fun, humor, minute, next, stereo, turning, young, youth

• Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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  2 months ago

  age, birthday, feeling, humor, i, lie, little, milestone, reluctance, serious, sounds, turning, year

• I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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  2 months ago

  activity, exercise, humor, i, night, should, sleep, think, tossing, turning

• Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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  2 months ago

  ChatGPT, conversation, crazy, health, humor, mental, mental health, online, online conversation, schizophrenia, schizophrenic, technology, turning, venting

• Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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  2 months ago

  creativity, due, humor, personal, personal reasons, poem, reasons, transformation, turning, writing

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