Funny quotes turning

14 Funny turning quotes

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

2 months ago

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

2 months ago

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

2 months ago

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

3 months ago

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

3 months ago

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

3 months ago

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

3 months ago

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

3 months ago

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

3 months ago

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

3 months ago

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

3 months ago

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

3 months ago

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

3 months ago

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

3 months ago