Funny Uber quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

  Commentary:
  "Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs flower petals when you have a chauffeur service, am I right? 🌸🚗 No kids, no problem! Keeping the wedding child-free and the flower girl worry-free. 😄 #UberGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

  Commentary:
  "Uber Eats' 'you forgot to finish your order' notification is like a gentle reminder that maybe, just maybe, binge-eating a family-sized pizza and five desserts was not the best life choice 🍕🍰🚫 #Oops #FoodRegrets"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a personal chef when you have a feline foodie in the house? 🐱🍕 Forget tuna cans, this cat's got a taste for delivery! 😹🚗 #UberMeow"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a serendipitous match made in taxi heaven! 🚗🇷🇺 Sounds like Mr. Andropov was born to be behind the wheel. Maybe he should consider a career switch to comedy – he's already got the perfect stage name! 😄 #UberGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like someone's embracing the 'designated driver' role quite enthusiastically! 🚗🍻 Just remember, DUI can also stand for: Definitely Using (a) Ride! 😄 #SafetyFirst"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like your Uber driver has a strict 'drop and go' policy! 🚗😂 Maybe they're just eager to pick up their next passenger or maybe they're just jealous of your cozy car vibes. Either way, looks like you'll have to find another spot for your post-drive relaxation sessions!"

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