14 Funny Uber quotes

• Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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  7 hours ago

  dating, drink, driver, driving, flirt, girl, humor, humor quote, joke, me, ride, sarcasm, Uber

• No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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  1 day ago

  done, flower, flower girl, girl, home, humor, kids, planning, Uber, wedding, wedding planning

• Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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  1 day ago

  came, decision, delivery, eats, finish, food, food delivery, forget, forgot, humor, i, just, notification, order, realization, senses, Uber

• My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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  2 days ago

  cat, eats, finicky, humor, i, order, pet, pet humor, taught, Uber, Uber Eats

• I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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  1 week ago

  Andropov, day, driver, humor, i, joke, name, Pikup, Russian, Uber

• DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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  2 weeks ago

  alcohol, driving, DUI, humor, i, joke, responsibility, safety, Uber

• Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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  2 weeks ago

  app, buddy, convenience, humor, i, message, need, notification, notifications, refusal, ride, right, sarcasm, somewhere, take, thanks, transportation, Uber, want

• People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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  2 weeks ago

  always, car, driver, home, humor, i, love, me, people, sit, talk, Uber, waiting, whenever, yell

• Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

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  2 weeks ago

  commute, health, mental, mental health, money, paid, public, public transport, saved, saving, stress, time, transport, transportation, Uber, using

• My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

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  2 weeks ago

  customer, customer experience, driver, experience, five, humor, me, rating, ride, silence, stars, talk, transportation, try, Uber

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