Funny quotes video game

Funny video game quotes

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

1 month ago

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

1 month ago

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

1 month ago

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

1 month ago

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

3 months ago

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

3 months ago

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

3 months ago

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

3 months ago

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

3 months ago

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

3 months ago