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1 month ago
Share →: Work is the worst video game ever.

Commentary:
"Yeah, and I keep losing all my lives by 9 a.m.! 🎮💼😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Commentary:
"Who needs jetpacks when you can respawn like a pro gamer? 🎮💾 Don't worry, just hit 'load last save' and try again! No respawning required. 🔁😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Commentary:
"Who needs flying cars when you can reset life like a video game? 🎮😂 Just imagine hitting 'Ctrl + Z' on a bad decision or respawning after a tough day… Sign me up for that save point reset button ASAP! ⏪🔄"
3 months ago
Share →: We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Commentary:
🎮🎂 "Forget about age, we should all be leveling up like video game characters! Imagine proudly announcing you're a level 80 wizard instead of just saying you're getting older. I'm getting ready to defeat the final boss of adulthood at level 100!" 🧙‍♂️✨
4 months ago
Share →: The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic gamer dichotomy: unleashing havoc on virtual worlds or meticulously organizing spreadsheets. It's like choosing between chaos and order, between slaying dragons and slaying data. 🎮💥💼 Who needs real-life adventures when you can battle monsters or conquer formulas from the comfort of your own screen? Choose your weapon: a sword or a mouse—both equally formidable in their own realms! ⚔️🖱️ #GamerLife #Spread
5 months ago
Share →: You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Commentary:
"Judging by your driving skills, I'm guessing you think Mario Kart is a reality show 🚗🍌😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Commentary:
"Who needs to chase waterfalls when you can find hidden treasures in the digital realm? 🎮🕹️ Just keep your eyes peeled for those sneaky easter eggs! 🐣💎"
5 months ago
Share →: Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Commentary:
"Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just play The Sims all day? 💼🏠 It's like living in a fantasy world where adulting doesn't exist! 😂🎮"
5 months ago
Share →: That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate struggle of hoarding virtual loot and pristine produce 🍌🍎🕹️ Don't worry, we've all been there… hanging onto that golden apple like it’s the rarest treasure in the land! Just remember, in both gaming and life, sometimes you just have to take a bite and savor the sweetness! 😉🎮🍇
5 months ago
Share →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Commentary:
"Ah yes, Super Mario always making the extraordinary sound so ordinary! 🍄💥 Who wouldn't want to jump around, eat mushrooms, and channel their inner plumber for a little critter crushing? It's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom! 🌟🎮 #MarioLogic"