Funny videos quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

  Commentary:
  "When your dinner is playing hard to get… 🍣🤣 Chopstick mastery or modern art in progress?" 🥢🎨

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

  Commentary:
  "Just here for the plot twists and character development! 🤓🍿😏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

  Commentary:
  "If revenge is a dish best served cold, then making their videos buffer at the climax is a sub-zero level of petty ❄️😂 Stay frosty, my friends! #PettyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

  Commentary:
  "Need to know my mood? Just check my animal video sharing history – one moment it's adorable puppies melting your heart, the next it's a sassy cat serving up some serious attitude 😼🐶 #MoodSwingsInHD"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's brain is doing some Olympic-level gymnastics trying to navigate the treacherous territory of social media and pet emotions! 🤯🐶🐱 Don't worry, your dog probably just wants to have a treat and a belly rub, not analyze your Instagram behavior! 😆 #OverthinkingChampion"

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