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Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Making waves on Slack:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Just shared via WeChat:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Trending via Slack:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Just shared via Facebook:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

Spotted on Discord:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Going viral on Slack:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Going viral on Facebook:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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88 shares on Messenger this month:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Just shared via Twitch:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Just landed via Telegram:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Spotted on Discord:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Going viral on Discord:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Shared recently on X:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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