36 Funny voice quotes

• I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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  1 hour ago

  assistant, back, call, couch, cushions, here, humor, i, lost, phone, smartphone, technology, voice, voice assistant, yell

• No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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  13 hours ago

  after, gut, humor, inner, inner voice, intuition, listen, regret, resentment, self, self-doubt, voice, yourself

• Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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  14 hours ago

  able, being, form, humor, own, self-acceptance, sound, tolerance, tolerate, video, voice

• It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

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  19 hours ago

  expectation, expectations, humor, Monday, motivation, please, sarcasm, voice, workweek

• One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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  20 hours ago

  excellent, head, health, humor, joke, mental, mental health, point, sarcasm, self, self-talk, talk, voice, voices

• I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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  20 hours ago

  fan, huge, humor, interaction, loud, loud voice, people, politeness, sarcasm, say, saying, social, social interaction, thank, thank you, voice, welcome

• Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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  24 hours ago

  Alexa, assistant, command, everyone, funny command, humor, joke, me, music, music request, play, played, request, technology, voice, voice assistant

• Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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  1 day ago

  chance, communication, everyone, internet, media, mistake, opinion, platform, social, social media, voice

• Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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  1 day ago

  brain, confusion, forgetfulness, forgot, humor, inner, inner voice, love, memory, refuses, reminder, something, thought, voice

• I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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  1 day ago

  dialogue, head, humor, internal, internal dialogue, me, much, self, self-doubt, starting, think, voice

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