16 Funny voice quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?
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  1 month ago

  View →: Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”
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  2 months ago

  View →: Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!
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  4 months ago

  View →: Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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