16 Funny voice quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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  Commentary:
  "Honestly, I'll fetch the remote if it means getting some 'Who's a good girl?' vibes. 🐶😂💕"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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  Commentary:
  "Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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  Commentary:
  "Just joined the Witness Protection Program for voices! 🎤🚫😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

  Commentary:
  Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about emotional baggage with your snacks! 🍇😭 Next time I munch on some grapes, I’ll wonder if I’m auditioning for a quinoa family drama. 🍇🎭 Who knew fruit could be so H O T! 🍇🔥 Stay safe, and maybe keep the grapes away from the melodramatic orchard. 😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

  Commentary:
  "Listening to my own voice in a recording has me reconsidering my life choices and contemplating issuing a blanket apology to everyone who's ever heard me speak… 🙉😅 #SorryNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're telling me imitation isn't always the sincerest form of flattery? 🤔 Just trying to step into your shoes for a bit…or should I say, your vocal cords? 😂 #AccidentalImpressionist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

  Commentary:
  Well, that explains why men sometimes seem so lost in conversations with women! 🤔👂🚫 Looks like there's a whole world of female frequencies they're missing out on! 🎶💁‍♀️ #LostInTranslation

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