22 Funny voice quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

  Commentary:
  Having a committee meeting up there every day 🤪🧠😂

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

  Commentary:
  Hey, at least Siri's got your "Hey!" covered! Now, if only humans came with built-in neon lights… 😂💡

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

  Commentary:
  The struggle is real when your inside voice wants to become your outside voice 😂🤐

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

  Commentary:
  The lil voice in my head is like a stand-up comic with a permanent mic 🎤🤭😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

  Commentary:
  Siri's trying her best, but she's still in beta on Earth 🤖😅

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

  Commentary:
  "When they talk, even the walls want noise-canceling headphones! 🙉😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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  Commentary:
  "Honestly, I'll fetch the remote if it means getting some 'Who's a good girl?' vibes. 🐶😂💕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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  Commentary:
  "Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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  Commentary:
  "Just joined the Witness Protection Program for voices! 🎤🚫😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"

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