Funny voice quotes

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My theory is that women's voices contain frequencies that men simply can't hear.

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025