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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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Spotted on Reddit:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Going bananas on YouTube:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Seen just now on Reddit:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Shared recently on X:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Making waves on Threads:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

Live now on LinkedIn:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Trending via TikTok:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Just shared via X:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Making waves on Slack:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

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Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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66 shares on Instagram this month:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

42 shares on Messenger this month:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

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You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Just shared via Instagram:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Spotted on Messenger:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Going bananas on Threads:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Just shared via Reddit:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Shared recently on Telegram:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Just shared via Instagram:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Shared recently on Slack:

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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