Funny almost quotes

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  2 days ago

  View →: Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.
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  4 days ago

  View →: Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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