Funny almost quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! 😇💧🙌 #GroundBlessing"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

  Commentary:
  "Same here—my taste buds are the real decision-makers! 🍕😂🥨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "it is what it is" mantra, providing all the calmness of a sloth on a caffeine rush. 🤪🤢 Just another day of trying to keep it together while avoiding a potential technicolor yawn. Keep the positive vibes flowing, even if they're a bit nauseating! 🤣 #AnxietyStruggles #ItsAllGoodInTheory

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

  Commentary:
  "Today's motto: Giving it my almost, because let's be real, giving 100% all the time is just exhausting 😅💪 #AlmostThere"

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