Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Commentary:
"Imagine the looks on the fish's faces as they see us approach… 'Oh look, here comes the two-eyed creature! Better swim away before it tries to give us a hug with its front-facing eyes!' 👀🐟😄"

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, if you see something that walks like a duck and talks like a duck… you might want to check your party punch! 🦆🥂 Just a friendly PSA from your local bird-watching bartender. 🍸😄"

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Commentary:
"God creating the duck: 'Why have a boring chicken when you can have a waterproof feathered musician?' 🦆🎷 #QuirkyCreation #GodsSenseOfHumor"

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Commentary:
"Ah, the relatable struggle of the squirrel diet plan: bulk up before winter! Chubby cheeks are just the fluffy version of a winter bod, am I right, fam? 🐿️🍂 #SquirrelGoals"

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Commentary:
Looks like the aardvark scored the cool name jackpot while the anteater got stuck with the "it's almost the weekend, let's just go with that" label 😂🐜. It's all about timing in the animal kingdom! 🦛🌟

Wolves should really raise more people.

Wolves should really raise more people.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where wolves host PTA meetings and help with homework… 🐺📚 Just think of the pack dynamics at the supermarket checkout line! 🛒😂"

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal wanderer yearning for comfort of the nest! 🐦🏠 Perhaps in a past life, you were indeed a speedy messenger of old, eagerly seeking the cozy corners of your dovecote. Who knows, maybe even now your thoughts flutter homewards like a pigeon on a mission!"

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Commentary:
Looks like this bus ride has turned into a farm adventure! 🐑🐄 Don't worry, you'll be a bonafide farmhand by the time you reach your destination. Embrace the rural charm and enjoy the company of your woolly and mooing companions! 🚌🌾

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Commentary:
"Who needs a therapist when you have a fluffy friend with four paws ready to lend an ear? 🐾 Sometimes all you need is a good belly rub session to feel like you're on cloud nine! ☁️ #PawsitiveVibesOnly"

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Commentary:
"Looking at the world like… 🌍😅 No wonder Noah only wanted animals on his ark – who needs drama when you've got elephants and pandas as shipmates! 🐘🐼"