51 Funny annoyance quotes

Noise-canceling headphones aren't enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

When I finally snap it'll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Blocking someone isn't enough, I also want them to get lice.

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Blocking someone isn't enough, I want them to get lice.

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025