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Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

What are cats even trying to do?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Just landed via Discord:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Making waves on WeChat:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Spotted on Discord:

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Just landed via Threads:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Going bananas on WeChat:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Making waves on TikTok:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

120 Funny annoyance quotes

Funny annoyance quotes 🤪😤 are like the perfect blend of eye rolls and laughter, capturing those moments when life’s little irritations become unexpectedly hilarious. Whether it’s a quirky comment about slow walkers or the eternal battle with tangled headphones, these quotes turn minor grievances into comic relief. Get ready to chuckle, relate, and maybe even share a knowing nod with the universe as you dive into the delightful world of humorous exasperation! 🤷‍♀️😂

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73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

38 shares on Slack this month:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

62 shares on Slack this month:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

54 shares on Threads this month:

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Trending via Slack:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Spotted on Instagram:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

Going bananas on Facebook:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Live now on Instagram:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Just landed via X:

Half princess, half menace.

Broadcasted on X:

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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