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  • Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

    …

    Commentary:
    “Oh great, the parking lot is hosting a reunion and my car wasn’t invited! 🚗🙄🎉”

  • I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

    …

    Commentary:
    “Forget extraterrestrial life — I’m just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂”

  • I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

    …

    Commentary:
    “Public speaker (phone) of the year goes to… no one! 🙉📢🚫😂”

  • I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

    Commentary:
    “Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. 🙃🎉😱”

  • I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

    Commentary:
    “Nothing like the sound of ‘Wonderwall’ to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄”

  • I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

    Commentary:
    “Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! 🍗👰💍😂”

  • When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

    Commentary:
    “Next thing you know, she’ll be asking if you read the employee handbook! 📑🤣 #BreakupHR”

  • Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

    Commentary:
    “Hotel towels: 1, my suitcase: 0. Maybe I’ll just wear one on the plane! 🧳🛁😂”

  • You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you lemons, the neighbor starts a lawnmower orchestra 🎶😂🌱”

  • Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

    Commentary:
    “Sounds like a social experiment ready for a sitcom! 😂🚪🔧”

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