115 Funny annoyance quotes

• Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

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  1 week ago

  annoyance, before, Christmas, communication, email, ghost, holiday, humor, me, much, need, quit

• God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

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  1 week ago

  annoyance, anything, God, humor, interaction, show, social, social interaction, someone, video, wants, worse

• I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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  1 month ago

  aggression, anger, annoyance, day, discomfort, hope, humor, i, just, mad, passive, passive aggression, shoe, slide, sock, socks

• I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, attitude, humor, i, laziness, people

• If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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  1 month ago

  amusement, annoyance, annoyed, attitude, emotion, enter, figure, God, hack, humor, improvement, life, life hack, mindset, mode, motivation, much, positivity, pretty, self, self-improvement, state

• Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, bothering, call, customer, customer service, hang, hang up, hold, hold music, music, phone, phone call, purpose, quality, repetition, repetitive, service, sound, sound quality, stop

• Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, annoyed, driving, gasp, humor, husband, marriage, over, relationship, super, where, while

• Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, appliance, beep, feature, forever, kitchen, microwave, sound, timer

• Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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  2 months ago

  aging, am, annoyance, annoying, getting, humor, i, just, observation, older, people, sarcasm

• The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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  2 months ago

  2, alarm, annoyance, apart, morning, none, person, room, roommate, share, sleep, someone, wake, wake up, worst

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