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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.
That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.
It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.
I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.
“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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5 months ago
Share →: I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Commentary:
"Living on the edge with that 'faith-based banking' strategy, huh? 🙏💳 Just remember: even miracles have limits! 😂💸 #DivineDebit"
5 months ago
Share →: Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's mouth clocked in for work before their brain did! 😂👄 Sending thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery from the sassy syndrome! 🙏"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Commentary:
"Perfectionist? Nah, that's too much pressure! I'll just settle for good enough and call it a day. 🤷‍♂️ Who has time for perfect when there's Netflix to binge, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Commentary:
"Keeping it cool under pressure: the art of 'I don't give a ship' 🚢😎 Who knew indifference could be so Zen?"
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Commentary:
"Who has time for proper pronunciation when it comes to delicious little potato pillows like gnocchi? 🥔😋 Let's just focus on the important stuff, like enjoying every bite! 🍴😄 #GnocchiGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Commentary:
"When life hands you lemons, you can't help but wonder if it's trying to start a citrus war 🤔🍋 Maybe those lemons are just misunderstood and in dire need of a good old-fashioned chat 😄 After all, nothing zesty should go to waste! #LemonConspiracy"
5 months ago
Share →: Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Commentary:
Haha, mom coming in hot with that spicy comeback! 🔥 Definitely sounds like payback is serving up a heaping plate of attitude, much to your dismay! 😂 Looks like karma really does have a way of circling back in unexpected ways, even through baby names! #MomKnowsBest 👩‍👧‍👵
5 months ago
Share →: If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Commentary:
"If I had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be rolling in it… and probably mumbling 'up yours' under his breath while polishing the silverware. 💸🤵✨"
5 months ago
Share →: That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Commentary:
Looks like that pen in the junk drawer decided to rise from its slumber like a grumpy old dragon guarding its treasure! 🐉✒️ Watch out, folks, we've got a feisty pen on the loose! Shepherd it back into the writing world with a bit of humor and a dash of ink therapy! 🖊️😅
5 months ago
Share →: Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Commentary:
"Just remember, it takes talent to excel at being the whole problem! 💁‍♂️💥 Embrace your inner troublemaker and make sure you leave a lasting impact! 😉🔥"