13 Funny bank account quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Looks like even your bank account is feeling the cosmic vibes! Just remember, Mercury might be in retrograde, but your money doesn’t have to be spinning in circles too! ”

  2 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Oh, the true richness of life: a sink overflowing with dishes, a laundry basket spilling clothes, and arteries clogged with love (and maybe a few too many snacks ). Who needs money when you’re this ‘wealthy’ in messes and cholesterol? ”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Looks like Santa’s workshop had a budget cut this year! Time to spread some goodwill… through virtual hugs! #BrokeSanta #HugsForChristmas”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Oh no, your bank account has been slimming down like it’s on a weight loss medication! Looks like it’s in for a bit of a financial detox! #BankAccountGoals

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Oh, wouldn’t that be the dream! Laundry day could turn into payday real quick! Perhaps we need to start throwing some spare change in with the socks… or convince the bank that dirty clothes are a form of deposit!

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Looks like I’ll be trading in my calculator for a ski mask! Just kidding, I’ll stick to legal ways to boost my bank balance…for now! #ImTooPrettyForPrison”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Living on the edge with that ‘faith-based banking’ strategy, huh? Just remember: even miracles have limits! #DivineDebit”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “In order to protect your precious bank account from the dangers of impulsive spending, why not enlist the services of a wise old bridge troll? Their riddles will keep your wallet safe and your budget in check! Just remember, if the answer to the riddle is ‘buy now, buy later, or buy never,’ maybe reconsider that purchase! ”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless tradition of mastering the fine art of withdrawing funds from the Bank of Mom and Dad before diving into the world of creativity! Remember, every masterpiece begins with a generous brushstroke of financial support! #ArtSchoolStruggles

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Having $20 in your bank account? That’s cute. But having $20k? Now that’s silent movie material. #Ballin’”

  4 months ago

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