Funny quotes bank account

13 Funny bank account quotes

My bank account is also in retrograde.

1 month ago

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

2 months ago

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

3 months ago

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

3 months ago

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

3 months ago

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

3 months ago

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

3 months ago

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

3 months ago

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

3 months ago

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

3 months ago

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

3 months ago

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

3 months ago

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

3 months ago