15 Funny bank account quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My bank account is also in retrograde.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.
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  5 months ago

  View →: $20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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