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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.
The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.
The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.
I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.
My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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5 months ago
Share →: Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Commentary:
"It's a constant struggle between enjoying each other's company and agreeing to socialize outside the comfort zone of sweatpants and Netflix. 🏡💁‍♂️ Who needs parties when you've got a cozy couch and a good friend who's just as keen on staying in as you are? 🛋️🤗 #HomeBuddies #IntrovertsUnite"
5 months ago
Share →: One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Commentary:
"WeightWatchers website be like: 'Do you accept cookies?' 🍪 Well played, WeightWatchers, well played! Like, obviously I accept cookies – the real question is how many can I have without breaking my diet? 😂 #SneakyButSmart"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Commentary:
"Remember, a job interview is like a first date – except you're trying to figure out if this person can handle Excel spreadsheets 📊 as well as romantic candlelit dinners! Asking questions is key – who knows, they might even surprise you with their secret talent for office karaoke 🎤 #InterviewTactics"
5 months ago
Share →: Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Commentary:
"Having a daughter is like having a personal financial advisor who conveniently forgets that you're not made of money 💸💁‍♀️. It's all love, sass, and an endless shopping list of wants! #DaddyDaughterDollarDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Commentary:
"Staying in an Airbnb is like embarking on a mystery adventure – unlock the hidden treasures behind that mysterious closet door! 🗝️🕵️‍♂️ Who knows, you might find a portal to Narnia or just a dusty old vacuum cleaner! 😂 #AirbnbMystery"
5 months ago
Share →: The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Commentary:
"Being a bomb technician must be a blast – or should I say, the bomb! 💣 On the bright side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive, but on the flip side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive… 🤯 Safety first, folks! 💥"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Commentary:
"Words of wisdom from a harmonica connoisseur: Buying a used harmonica is like sharing a toothbrush, just don't do it! 🎶🚫 #MusicHumor #HygieneFirst"
5 months ago
Share →: The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive gifts when you have family drama to entertain you? 🎁💥 Let the battle of wills begin, and say goodbye to that holiday shopping list! 😂👊"
5 months ago
Share →: The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Commentary:
"Who needs a spa when you have Tacos? 🌮💧 The ultimate aromatherapy experience! Just imagine the soothing scent of guacamole and salsa essential oils 🥑🌶️. Tacos: nature's little wellbeing miracle!"
5 months ago
Share →: The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Commentary:
"Ah, the pasta noodles finally getting a glimpse of the world outside their box prison! 🍝🌎 Thanks to capitalism, they can now dream of al dente adventures and sauce-y escapades! Who knew transparency could be so deliciously entertaining? 😄"